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    • BigDub
      BigDub @J. Jericho last edited by

      @J-Jericho said in pet peeves:

      Using the term "gut" instead of "intestines". a54f0bba-f967-405b-8e89-c13b7217bb6b-image.png

      Well, maybe, but........
      for example, catgut, which used to be what the strings on a tennis racquet were made out of, then should be called sheep intestines?
      Or, I have an intestinal feeling something bad is going to happen.......
      Just trust your intestines.....yeah. Everyone says that.

      This is making my gastrointestinal track queasy.

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      Assorted other mp's not used
      ( not very unusual….right? )

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      • J. Jericho
        J. Jericho Global Moderator @BigDub last edited by

        @BigDub OK, let's narrow it down to its predominant, and to my way of thinking, inappropriate use these days in a health context. "Gut" has its appropriate use, as does "intestines". I would attribute the following quote as an example, but I haven't found the author:

        "String music sounds like the scraping of a horse's tail against a cat's intestine."

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        • SSmith1226
          SSmith1226 @J. Jericho last edited by SSmith1226

          @J-Jericho said in pet peeves:

          Using the term "gut" instead of "intestines". a54f0bba-f967-405b-8e89-c13b7217bb6b-image.png

          I have a gut feeling that you might not like chitterlings, “chitlins”, innards, entrails, or viscera either.

          Steve Smith

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          • Kehaulani
            Kehaulani Credentialed Professional last edited by

            Seine atemunterstützung ist gut. 😀

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            • barliman2001
              barliman2001 Global Moderator @Dr GO last edited by

              @Dr-GO ...and someone could be a humorous person adept at joining string with two needles - the knit wit...

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              • BigDub
                BigDub @SSmith1226 last edited by

                @SSmith1226 said in pet peeves:

                @J-Jericho said in pet peeves:

                Using the term "gut" instead of "intestines". a54f0bba-f967-405b-8e89-c13b7217bb6b-image.png

                I have a gut feeling that you might not like chitterlings, “chitlins”, innards, entrails, or viscera either.

                Don't get tripe about it

                GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                Assorted other mp's not used
                ( not very unusual….right? )

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                • BigDub
                  BigDub @J. Jericho last edited by

                  @J-Jericho said in pet peeves:

                  @BigDub OK, let's narrow it down to its predominant, and to my way of thinking, inappropriate use these days in a health context. "Gut" has its appropriate use, as does "intestines". I would attribute the following quote as an example, but I haven't found the author:

                  "String music sounds like the scraping of a horse's tail against a cat's intestine."

                  It’s ok. No matter what you say I still don’t hate your intestines.

                  GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                  Assorted other mp's not used
                  ( not very unusual….right? )

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                  • SSmith1226
                    SSmith1226 @BigDub last edited by

                    @BigDub said in pet peeves:

                    @SSmith1226 said in pet peeves:

                    @J-Jericho said in pet peeves:

                    Using the term "gut" instead of "intestines". a54f0bba-f967-405b-8e89-c13b7217bb6b-image.png

                    I have a gut feeling that you might not like chitterlings, “chitlins”, innards, entrails, or viscera either.

                    Don't get tripe about it

                    I will ruminate over that.

                    Steve Smith

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                    • Dr GO
                      Dr GO @SSmith1226 last edited by

                      @SSmith1226 said in pet peeves:

                      I will ruminate over that.

                      For that, you get my udder respect.

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                      • BigDub
                        BigDub @SSmith1226 last edited by

                        @SSmith1226 said in pet peeves:

                        @BigDub said in pet peeves:

                        @SSmith1226 said in pet peeves:

                        @J-Jericho said in pet peeves:

                        Using the term "gut" instead of "intestines". a54f0bba-f967-405b-8e89-c13b7217bb6b-image.png

                        I have a gut feeling that you might not like chitterlings, “chitlins”, innards, entrails, or viscera either.

                        Don't get tripe about it

                        I will ruminate over that.

                        A friend in college came into my room and ate all my snacks

                        GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                        Assorted other mp's not used
                        ( not very unusual….right? )

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                        • SSmith1226
                          SSmith1226 @Dr GO last edited by

                          @Dr-GO said in pet peeves:

                          @SSmith1226 said in pet peeves:

                          I will ruminate over that.

                          For that, you get my udder respect.

                          That is very kind of you. Your words make me feel like I am teetering on the verge of something big.

                          Steve Smith

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                          • SSmith1226
                            SSmith1226 @BigDub last edited by

                            @BigDub said in pet peeves:

                            @SSmith1226 said in pet peeves:

                            @BigDub said in pet peeves:

                            @SSmith1226 said in pet peeves:

                            @J-Jericho said in pet peeves:

                            Using the term "gut" instead of "intestines". a54f0bba-f967-405b-8e89-c13b7217bb6b-image.png

                            I have a gut feeling that you might not like chitterlings, “chitlins”, innards, entrails, or viscera either.

                            Don't get tripe about it

                            I will ruminate over that.

                            A friend in college came into my room and ate all my snacks

                            That’s because he cud

                            Steve Smith

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                            • SSmith1226
                              SSmith1226 @SSmith1226 last edited by

                              @SSmith1226 said in pet peeves:

                              @Dr-GO said in pet peeves:

                              @SSmith1226 said in pet peeves:

                              I will ruminate over that.

                              For that, you get my udder respect.

                              That is very kind of you. Your words make me feel like I am teetering on the verge of something big.

                              And here it is from Harvard Medical School, which brings us in a full circle to where we started:
                              B574520C-430F-4E02-BE7F-69D9104AE3C2.jpeg

                              Steve Smith

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                              • Dr GO
                                Dr GO last edited by

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                                Kanstul 1526 2012
                                Getzen Power Bore 1961
                                Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                                Martin Committee 1946
                                Olds Super Recording 1940
                                Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                                Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                                Olds Ambassador 1965

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                                • BigDub
                                  BigDub @Dr GO last edited by BigDub

                                  @Dr-GO said in pet peeves:

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                                  Ok if I borrow that from you sometime?
                                  I won’t holed you to it, though.

                                  GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                                  Assorted other mp's not used
                                  ( not very unusual….right? )

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                                  • Kehaulani
                                    Kehaulani Credentialed Professional @Dr GO last edited by

                                    @Dr-GO said in pet peeves:

                                    d280e876-9deb-4809-9889-32bf832533a0-image.png

                                    So, is a Burrito a small Burro?

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                                    • Dr GO
                                      Dr GO @Kehaulani last edited by

                                      @Kehaulani said in pet peeves:

                                      @Dr-GO said in pet peeves:

                                      So, is a Burrito a small Burro?

                                      Or another way of asking this, is a burrito a tight ass [smaller version of a Burro]?

                                      I ate a burrito once and must admit, had to tighten to remain socially acceptable!

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                                      Harrelson Summit 2017
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                                      Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
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                                      Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
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                                      • Tobylou8
                                        Tobylou8 @Dr GO last edited by

                                        @Dr-GO said in pet peeves:

                                        @Kehaulani said in pet peeves:

                                        @Dr-GO said in pet peeves:

                                        So, is a Burrito a small Burro?

                                        Or another way of asking this, is a burrito a tight ass [smaller version of a Burro]?

                                        I ate a burrito once and must admit, had to tighten to remain socially acceptable!

                                        It made you have taco to the potty??

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                                        • ROWUK
                                          ROWUK Veterans & Military Musicians Western Europe Group Monette Club @Dr GO last edited by

                                          @Dr-GO Can I pinch a fag?

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                                          • Kehaulani
                                            Kehaulani Credentialed Professional last edited by

                                            You steal cigarettes?

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                                            "If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn."
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                                            "Even if I could play like Wynton Marsalis, I wouldn't play like Wynton Marsalis."
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