Finally some new stuff from Louis just in time for Christmas!!!

Alright! I'm a day one member. TH poster LittleRusty already critiquing your spelling. Whew, I had forgotten what a chore it was to engage in all the c&p "discussion"! Ew, Ew, Ew, CAN I BE A MODERATOR???

A farmer named Clyde had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question, ...please. Did you, or did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer behind the tractor and I was driving down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow, Bessie".

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my John Deer Tractor right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, "How are you feeling?"

"Now tell me, what the heck would you say?"

It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son were avid bowlers. Infortunately, all of the leagues records were destroyed in a fire. So we will probably never know for whom the Tell's bowled!

A blind trumpet player wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
   Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
   The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

@Dr-GO said in The Seven C's:

@Tobylou8

The real secret to getting a double C on a regular basis... Buy a Harrelson Summit!

So.. not a secret anymore.

Bison have beards.

With such little detail, you'll never know without better pictures. If he only speaks Spanish and is in Texas, he's not playing a 38B. That middle trumpet clearly has 2 braces on the tuning slide and that is not a Conn characteristic on their horns, at least the vintage horns! BEWARE!!! It could be a conn job!!

@dr-go Ukraine to make a bad joke!!

TEST TEST TEST

Different lookin'!

how much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh???

Nothing! It's on the house!!!!

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet!

@administrator Well, it doesn't bother me. Just my schedule has changed so that I can't be here as much as I used to and when I tried to reply, I couldn't find the button. I'm good now. Hate for you to do updates and such for seemingly a minor issue.

Yes...and the reply button in is in the top right corner rather than under the posts. I thought I was logged out. Maybe I missed an update?
Winter is coming so maybe more keyboard time for me!!!