It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son were avid bowlers. Infortunately, all of the leagues records were destroyed in a fire. So we will probably never know for whom the Tell's bowled!

I always wanted to open my own pastry shop..... but I could never raise the dough!

I have a Getzen SD that belonged to a personal friend of Louis. There are pictures of him playing it floating around but I can't seem to find them. The last guy to have them passed awhile ago... . I didn't want to intrude on his families grief looking for a picture, then I forgot about it. Would it add to the value of my horn?? Don't care really, it would just be a cool pic to have.

I like escalators, but my wife likes elevators. We were just raised differently!

I thought I saw a German sausage fly by my window, but it was only a seabird..... I think I've taken a tern for the wurst!

Dogs cant operate MRI machines, but...................cats scan!

@barliman2001 said in Is Air Needed To Play The Trumpet:

Air is needed to play trumpet - as I just found out when a spitball got stuck.

Next time visualize hitting the conductor on the nose and use a huge Phoooowwwwwww!!!

Two antennas got married. The ceremony was okay, but the reception was excellent!!!

@Dr-GO A "sigh" or phew of relief!

I will say, I have never understood locking threads that aren't belligerent in nature. On other forums I'm on, I've found more info to add to MY post and found it locked. Why?