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    SSmith1226

    @SSmith1226

    I played for 16 years and then quit for 43 years. I’ve been a Comeback Player since January of 2016.
    Equipment:
    Bach Stradivarius Bb Trumpet ( Mt. Vernon: original owner)
    Flip Oakes Wild Thing Short Cornet
    Flip Oakes Wild Thing Bb Trumpet
    Schagerl Killer Queen Flugelhorn
    Stomvi Corno da Caccia
    Stomvi VR II C Trumpet
    And too many others

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    Best posts made by SSmith1226

    • RE: A little humour

      @tjcombo
      This may have come from TM a year or so ago. I thought of it because I am on a cruise close to the Antarctic and will be seeing Penguins for the next few days:

      Bloke walks into a police station and asks the desk sergeant "Can you tell me, how tall is a penguin?"

      The desk sergeant looks at him, puts down his pen, folds his arms and says "About two foot tall sir".

      The bloke considers this, then asks "So how tall is a king penguin?"

      The desk sergeant thinks for a second, and replies "I reckon about two foot six sir"

      The bloke considers this for a short time, then ask "So how tall is an emperor penguin?"

      The desk sergeant had to think of this, but being a wise man he responded "I reckon the tallest one recorded must have been in the region of three feet tall sir".

      The bloke considers this fact, then looks the desk sergeant in the eye and says "in which case I have to report the fact I have run over a nun..."

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: Trumpet Board Remote Performance

      **** HERE IT IS!!! THE LONG AWAITED, LONG ANTICIPATED, TRUMPETBOARDS.COM REMOTE PERFORMANCE YOUTH ENSEMBLE’S OFFICIAL WORLD DEBUT FEATURING SOME OF YOUR MOST BELOVED, OR NOT, TRUMPET BOARD MEMBERS.****

      posted in Miscellaneous
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    • RE: A little humour

      The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
      For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."
      The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".
      The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".
      The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
      The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home "
      Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.
      "The gun was loaded with blanks" she said...... "I had to kill him with the chair."

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: What Is Your Favorite Version of the National Anthem?

      Best effort!!

      posted in Miscellaneous
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    • RE: A little humour

      Little Harold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Harold asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Harold, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: A little humour

      Lying around, pondering the problems of the world,
      I realized that, at my age, I don't really give a rat's ass anymore.

      If walking is good for your health, the mailman would be immortal.

      A whale swims all day, only eats fish, and drinks water, but is still fat.

      A rabbit runs and hops, and lives 15 years,
      A tortoise doesn't run or do anything, yet it lives for 150 years.
      And they tell us to exercise? I don't think so.

      Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:

      1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

      2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.

      3. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

      4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

      5. If all is not lost, then where is it?

      6. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than it was to get wiser.

      7. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

      8. I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them.

      9. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

      10. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

      11. It is hard to make a comeback; when you haven't been anywhere.

      12. The world only beats a path to your door; when you're in the bathroom.

      13. If God wanted me to touch my toes; he'd have put them on my knees.

      14. When I'm finally holding all the right cards; everyone wants to play chess.

      15. It is not hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

      16. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

      17. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.
        I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".

      18. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

      19. It is a lot better to be seen than viewed.

      20. Have I posted this message on Trumpet Bosrds before: or did I get it from here?

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: A little humour

      This also might be effective in increasing range:

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      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: A little humour

      A recent news story about the famous “Villages” community in Central Florida:

      Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol

      This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What's the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? Here's her story in her own words:
      “While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in ‘The Villages’ with my soon to be ex-husband, discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.”

      “If I had not had my little Beretta .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!”

      “Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible, and his life insurance was a real big bonus!”

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: A little humour

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      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: A little humour

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      posted in Lounge
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    Latest posts made by SSmith1226

    • RE: Behold, Trihornicus Maximus

      @administrator
      One spout for tea, one for coffee, and one for hot water?

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: My New Trumpet

      @1973-LS4 said in My New Trumpet:

      @SSmith1226
      Sounding great, Steve! What a cool instrument.
      Next time play a little of the Liberty Bell March by Sousa. 😆 🎺

      Willy,
      The Pukaea sound has somewhat of a “woody” character to it. I don’t think that is sound that Sousa was striving for, but I will give it a try. If it works out I’ll come down and rejoin the Florida Keys Concert Band on the Liberty Bell if I can play the First Pukaea Part.
      Thanks for the compliment, and please say hello to the rest of the band from me!

      posted in Historical & Collector's Items
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    • RE: My New Trumpet

      Just to add a little more context, below is an explanation of each instrument as well as a video I took at a Māori Cultural experience. In the video you will see that many of the participants, both males and females, have extensive facial and body tattoos. This is called “Moko”. An explanation of Moko can be found below the video.
      A "pūkāea" is a large, wooden trumpet used by Māori people in New Zealand, known for its use in signaling, both during war and for ceremonial occasions.
      Here's a more detailed look:
      What it is:
      A pūkāea is a wooden trumpet, often made from a split and hollowed length of wood, bound tightly together with vine.
      Size:
      They can range in size, with some examples reaching up to 2.5 meters (8.2 feet) in length.
      Usage:
      War: Traditionally used as a loud, dramatic signaling device during times of conflict.
      Ceremonial: Also used during times of peace, such as for announcing events and welcoming people.
      Agricultural: Used in rituals associated with planting and harvesting crops.
      Construction:
      The mouthpiece end is called the "kōngutu" and the bell-shaped end is called the "whara".
      Sometimes the flared end had wooden pegs added to make it resemble the human throat.
      Cultural Significance:
      Pūkāea are part of the family of Tāne-mahuta, the Māori deity of the forests and birds.
      Other Names:
      Sometimes referred to as "war trumpets," but their use extends beyond conflict

      The pūtātara is a type of trumpet used by the Māori people of New Zealand. It is customarily made with a carved wooden mouthpiece and a bell made from New Zealand's small native conch shells (Charonia lampas rubicunda) or triton shell (Charonia tritonis).Larger pūtātara were particularly prized as the triton shell was rarely found and only sometimes washed up on the beaches in the Far North. It is often blown in guest welcoming ceremonies.

      Māori Cultural Experience-Rotorua, New Zealand

      Youtube Video

      You will notice in the video that both many men and woman have facial, as well as body tattoos. This is called “Moko”. "Moko" (or Tā Moko) refers to traditional Māori tattooing, a significant cultural practice that signifies prestige, authority, and identity, and often tells the story of the wearer's ancestry and achievements.
      Key Aspects of Tā Moko:
      Meaning and Purpose:
      Moko is a form of body art with deep cultural significance, marking rites of passage and significant life events. It serves as a visual representation of a person's rank, tribe, lineage, occupation, and exploits.
      Men and Women:
      Traditionally, men had full facial moko, while women often had moko on their chins (moko kauae) and sometimes lips.
      Ancient Tradition:
      The tradition of Tā Moko has a rich history, with the practice continuing today, though it has seen periods of decline and resurgence.
      Motifs and Symbolism:
      Each design is unique and carries symbolic meanings, for instance, a koru (native fern) symbolizing new life and growth.
      Process:
      Moko was traditionally created using tools made of bone or wood and pigments derived from natural sources.
      Revival:
      There has been a revival of both full-face moko for men and chin tattoos for women in recent decades.
      Tā Moko and Kirituhi
      Moko has in recent years been divided into two main branches; Tā Moko and Kirituhi. Tā Moko is primarily for those of Māori blood and descent, while Kirituhi is for those of non Maori heritage

      posted in Historical & Collector's Items
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    • My New Trumpet

      Having spent the last seven weeks in Australia and New Zealand, I visited a “ Māori Trumpet Shop “ in Auckland, and expanded my collection with a Pukaea and tried out a Putatara. I already have a Conch Shell so I passed on the Putatara. In the meanwhile, I will try and perfect the Hummel Concerto on the Pukaea. Below are photos of the Pukaea and the Putatara and a video of my first notes on each.
      You will notice the device added to the Pukaea that adds weight to the trumpet and “enhanced the sound as well as creates a intonation correction”. It also wards off evil spirits.

      Pukaea

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      Putatara

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      Youtube Video

      posted in Historical & Collector's Items
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    • RE: Herb Alpert

      @J-Jericho
      After watching this documentary I have developed a tremendous amount of admiration and appreciation of what he accomplished.
      At age 90 (on March 31) he is still performing.
      Youtube Video

      posted in Jazz / Commercial
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    • Herb Alpert

      I just watched this fascinating BBC Documentary featuring Herb Alpert. It’s about 1 hr long, but at least in my experience, was well worth the investment of time.

      Youtube Video

      posted in Jazz / Commercial
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    • RE: Update on my injury

      @Bb-Brass
      Unfortunately GeorgeB passed away in 2023.
      Below is a link to his obituary. He was a very nice gentleman as well as a frequent and relevant contributor to this site. He has been missed.

      https://eaglesfuneralhome.com/tribute/details/1444/George-Bellefontaine/obituary.html

      posted in Medical Concerns
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    • RE: Odd Mouthpice

      @Dale-Proctor
      Excellent points- 7FL & Bach 7 is a deep cup. Agree with your analysis, probably a cornet mouthpiece.

      posted in Flugelhorns & Cornets
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    • RE: Odd Mouthpice

      @Newell-Post

      The following site addresses the differences in the various Flugelhorn Shank sizes and gives a list of the various brands of Flugelhorns that use each shank size. You have a Small Morse, or Bach Shank, which would explain your ill fitting mouthpiece.

      https://bobreeves.com/blog/the-ultimate-flugelhorn-mouthpiece-shank-guide/

      posted in Flugelhorns & Cornets
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    • Rare Underwater Find

      While traveling in Oamaru, New Zealand, I stumbled on this mounted underwater photograph taken by artist Maclean Barker. The canvas was already mounted on a wood frame. The gallery would not ship it to the United States, so I was unable to purchase it. I thought some of you might find it interesting. Does anyone want to identify the make and model?

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      posted in Lounge
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