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    • Kehaulani
      Kehaulani Credentialed Professional last edited by Kehaulani

      Once, in Scotland, I went from men's shop to men's shop looking for some suspenders. I was met only with quizzical and cautious looks. Finally, I was pointed to a women's lingerie shop, where I found out that suspenders in English meant garter belt in American! I guess they must've thought that I left my goat back at the hotel. 😨

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      • Newell Post
        Newell Post @Kehaulani last edited by Newell Post

        @Kehaulani "Braces" or even "galluses". My grandfather used the latter term which I always thought was just really old fashioned. But I now find it is actually a Scottish term.

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          Vulgano Brother last edited by

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          • Curlydoc
            Curlydoc last edited by

            Meh, nuanced, iconic, curated.

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            Grand Marais, Minnesota

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            • Curlydoc
              Curlydoc @Curlydoc last edited by

              @Curlydoc Also, use of looking as a present participle.

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              Grand Marais, Minnesota

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              • Rapier232
                Rapier232 @Robrtx last edited by

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                Nearly as good as I need to be. Not nearly as good as I want to be).

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                • administrator
                  administrator Global Moderator last edited by

                  Spoken like a true Brit!

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                  • administrator
                    administrator Global Moderator last edited by

                    I love how they will call it "The Queen's English," as if it belonged to her since birth. Sometimes I love the classiness of British culture. Out here, though, it's a little more Wild Wild West. This is 'Murica after all. We like whiskey, guns and cattle.

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                    • Newell Post
                      Newell Post last edited by

                      For ever and ever, it was "The King's English." But the old joke during the reign of George VI was that the queen's english was much better than the king's.

                      Bb: Bach 180S37G (05), Mercedes (80)
                      Vintage: Committee (54), Recording (59), Super (49), Getzen Severinsen (66)
                      C: Kanstul 1510, Constellation
                      D/Eb: Getzen Eterna
                      Cornet: Schilke XA1, Yamaha Neo Eb
                      Flugel: Kanstul 1525, Yamaha 625
                      Conch shell in F

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                        Peter Mac last edited by

                        @Kehaulani said in pet peeves:

                        Once, in Scotland, I went from men's shop to men's shop looking for some suspenders. I was met only with quizzical and cautious looks. Finally, I was pointed to a women's lingerie shop, where I found out that suspenders in English meant garter belt in American! I guess they must've thought that I left my goat back at the hotel.

                        Americans just get it so wrong, but also so right

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                        • Tobylou8
                          Tobylou8 @Peter Mac last edited by

                          @Peter-Mac said in pet peeves:

                          @Kehaulani said in pet peeves:

                          Once, in Scotland, I went from men's shop to men's shop looking for some suspenders. I was met only with quizzical and cautious looks. Finally, I was pointed to a women's lingerie shop, where I found out that suspenders in English meant garter belt in American! I guess they must've thought that I left my goat back at the hotel.  
                          

                          Americans just get it so wrong, but also so right

                          I would give you a like on this but I don't know if I could stand all the S^&t I might take!

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                          • trickg
                            trickg @administrator last edited by trickg

                            @administrator said in pet peeves:

                            In software, a "union" is a specific data type.

                            In the world of databases, "union" also represents two queries that join together to form a single data set.

                            As for English...

                            Oh dear! Look at the deer, dear! Aren't they dear deer, dear?

                            I before e, except after c....

                            except when your sleight of hand foreign neighbor Keith receives eight beige counterfeit sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters...

                            or

                            when you heinously seize that conceited heifer from the ceiling.

                            Weird.

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                            • J. Jericho
                              J. Jericho Global Moderator last edited by

                              I call it "The Queen's English" because, well, there's a Queen now. When there's a king, I'll call it "The King's English".

                              As an aside, I have long felt that Queen Elizabeth is determined to outlive Prince Charles, so that he will never be King. Just my jaundiced, cynical opinion....

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                              • grune
                                grune @Kehaulani last edited by

                                @Kehaulani said in pet peeves:

                                English is an inconsistent language, just ask a non-English speaker, trying the learn it. Getting frustrated over it is a waste of time.

                                Disagree. English is not inconsistent. Now, to say this properly, English is consistent. Any language must be consistent, lest no two people could communicate at any time. I surmise you mean to say English is irregular, which is true.

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                                • grune
                                  grune @moshe last edited by

                                  @moshe said in pet peeves:

                                  Dictionary says that "judgment" is the correct spelling,
                                  although 50 years ago "judgement" would have been the correct spelling.

                                  We "must" drop that "e" before the "-ment".

                                  But for "management" we are "required" to keep that "e" before the "-ment".

                                  And for "encouragement" we are "required" to keep that "e" before the "-ment".

                                  Why the change for "judgement" / "judgment"?
                                  If enough stupid people spell a word incorrectly for a long enough period of time,
                                  then the publishers of the dictionaries finally give in and change the official spelling "due to evolution of the spelling by the general population".

                                  That is also how "bad" came to mean "good" in American urban slang 50 years ago.

                                  Society is going to heck in a hand-basket.

                                  Now I just have 9,999 other pet peeves to post...

                                  Such as countless people on TV who say, "He talked to you and I".
                                  They apparently did not have to graduate from 3rd grade to become a TV writer or TV host or TV reporter.

                                  moshe

                                  Specifically, in proper English, the e is retained in judgement.

                                  Americans have prided themselves over the past 100 years to modify true English into something else. In some cases, such as the writings of Mark Twain, the modifications were deliberate and the result of a sharp intellect. But what has passed since for good language has been the result of ignorance and poor, average education.

                                  You will be very hard pressed today to find people who know the difference between lay and lie, or who and whom.

                                  You will hear, every day, every where, the phrase "on a daily basis". I wager, perhaps only 2 people on this site will know this is the poorest form of grammar and why.

                                  Confused language stems from confused thinking, or no thinking at all. Nothing displays poor education and low intelligence more sharply than poor language ability. This bodes ill for the future of any country.

                                  Bach Stradivarius Model 37 in silver [180S37], ca 1972.

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                                  • administrator
                                    administrator Global Moderator last edited by

                                    "Lay" is a verb indicating a certain position our body is in. "Lie" is either a verb or noun that describes telling something that is not completely true.

                                    "Who" is used as subject, "whom" is used as object. I didn't even have to search those things!

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                                    • Kehaulani
                                      Kehaulani Credentialed Professional last edited by

                                      I thought "lay" was a noun while 'lie" was a verb. 👹

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                                      • BigDub
                                        BigDub @Kehaulani last edited by

                                        @Kehaulani said in pet peeves:

                                        I thought "lay" was a noun while 'lie" was a verb. 👹

                                        Nope.

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                                        • Newell Post
                                          Newell Post last edited by Newell Post

                                          Unnhhh... According to the "Manual of Style" on my bookshelf....

                                          • Lay (verb) means "to put in place." It must have an object. (Example: "The contractor promised to lay the sod before the rains began.")
                                          • Lie (verb) means "to rest or recline." It cannot have an object. (Example: "The main plant entrance lies south of the personnel building.")
                                          • Lie (verb) second meaning: "to intentionally utter a falsehood."
                                          • Lie (noun) means: "a knowingly false statement."

                                          Or, as I learned it many years ago in school: "You should lay the baby down for a while. If he can lie still for a few minutes, he might feel better."

                                          Bb: Bach 180S37G (05), Mercedes (80)
                                          Vintage: Committee (54), Recording (59), Super (49), Getzen Severinsen (66)
                                          C: Kanstul 1510, Constellation
                                          D/Eb: Getzen Eterna
                                          Cornet: Schilke XA1, Yamaha Neo Eb
                                          Flugel: Kanstul 1525, Yamaha 625
                                          Conch shell in F

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                                          • Kehaulani
                                            Kehaulani Credentialed Professional last edited by

                                            Uh, dudes, my double entendre is still flying overhead. I know the grammatical difference. That was a joke.

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                                            "Even if I could play like Wynton Marsalis, I wouldn't play like Wynton Marsalis."
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