A little humour
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@Dr-GO said in A little humour:
If you spell your name backward and put an umlaut over one of the vowels, that is your Ikea name.
I am ydanö. I am fairly certain that would be a soap dish.
I am rötcorp, but I have no idea what that would be...
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1960 Conn 6B Victor trumpet
1982 Bach Strad ML 239 C trumpet
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1993 Bach Strad L 184G cornet
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@Dale-Proctor said in A little humour:
@Dr-GO said in A little humour:
I am rötcorp, but I have no idea what that would be...
Hmmm.... Garbage disposal?
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A great real advertisement that was played leading into a trumpet long tone exercise that I do on YouTube. Very appropriate:
Steve Smith
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@SSmith1226 Just the thig to go with Poo Pouri!
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You have all heard teachers, advisors, seminar leaders and the like say, “there are no dumb questions”.
Would anyone like to put their two cents in on this?
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Assorted other mp's not used
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@bigdub said in A little humour:
You have all heard teachers, advisors, seminar leaders and the like say, “there are no dumb questions”.
Would anyone like to put their two cents in on this?
They say that to encourage shy participants to ask questions if something isn't clear to them. If it wasn't clear, there are probably others that would like to ask the same question. IOW, the only dumb question is the one you were afraid to ask. But there are dumb/stupid questions.
Good discussion here: https://sites.monroecc.edu/mofsowitz/advice/stupid-questions/
From another perspective, I had a professor that said the only stupid question is one that is posed in such a way that it can't be answered. He was referring to logical defects, but how about "what mouthpiece should I buy if I want to be able to play double Cs next week?"
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet!
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@tobylou8 said in A little humour:
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet!
They get along great, though. They never cross each other.
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how much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh???
Nothing! It's on the house!!!!
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@tobylou8 said in A little humour:
how much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh???
Nothing! It's on the house!!!!
Also, how is Christmas like work?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
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Murphy applied for a fork-lift operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin.
A Norwegian applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager.
When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.
The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we've decided to give the Norwegian the job.Murphy,... "And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job.”
Manager, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong.”
Murphy, "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?
Manager "Simple; on question number 7 the Norwegian wrote down
'I don't know.’You put down, 'Neither do I.
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I wonder what they charge for brontosaurus ribs....
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Yabba dabba doo...
