A little humour
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@lukarino said in A little humour:
Now this would be a pretty good icon for TrumpetBoards, perhaps. -
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@SSmith1226 I haven't mastered the iPhone piece yet. I tried, but ended up using my desktop to load the image.
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@tjcombo
Tjcombo,
I did figure it out. Check out my post on page one of this thread just below the photo that talks about thanking your father for bringing you into this world.
The tool bar is longer than the screen is wide. It will slide to the left and expose an upward pointing arrow as illustrated in my post. That arrow will give you access to your photos on your iPhone.
At least that is what worked for me. Good luck.
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Little Harold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Harold asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Harold, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Harold?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
Harold watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Harold 'Giving up?'
The math teacher saw that Harold wasn't paying attention in class She called on him and said, 'Harold! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Harold quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
Harold's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Harold asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "
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@SSmith1226 hey! Did anyone hear about the new flute some company is selling now that guarantees it will stay in tune with other flutes?
Me neither.
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@SSmith1226 said in A little humour:
The trick is how can you get a trumpet to NOT play fortissimo. That’s the trick.
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Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, and his throat gets dry.
He gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally?
Ever wonder why?It's because she smells like a new golf bag
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I am currently on a cruise ship which started out in Lima, Peru and we have worked our way into Ports in Peru and Chile. Trumpet players don’t seem to get much respect in the parts of South America that I have seen thus far. There are no Trumpet Players in the Ship’s Show Band.
From the bottom two photos, you can see how they treat trumpet Players in the Plaza Aramas of Lima. I should add that the guano best seen in the last photo is considered very valuable as a fertilizer.
You can also see some “Vintage Incan Trumpets” in the second photo in the series.
The wooden carving in the first photo was in the home of the Chilean Poet Pablo Neruda. That explains the absence of guano. By the way, Pablo should not be confused with Johann Baptist Georg Neruda, the 18th century Czech composer of the Neruda Trumpet Concerto. They are totally unrelated. -
Enjoy! I vaguely remember what a trip feels like;)
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My favorite trumpet meme is Tobylou8's avatar: