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    • tjcombo
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      • barliman2001
        barliman2001 Global Moderator last edited by

        John entered a Covid-19 Vaccine Centre and was given his first dose.
        On the way home, he found he had suddenly developed severe vision problems. So he called the vaccine centre to ask whether he should see his doctor or go straight into hospital.
        "Don't go to the doctor OR the hospital. Your only chance is to return here and collect the glasses you forgot!"

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        Courtois D
        Olds Recording
        Buescher Aristocrat
        Gaudet C
        Selmer G
        Courtois 154 Flugelhorn
        Besson International Bb cornet
        Courtois Bb cornet
        B&H Sovereign Soprano Cornet
        B&H Sovereign trombone
        Willy Garreis trombone
        Weltklang Euph

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        • Dr GO
          Dr GO @barliman2001 last edited by

          @barliman2001 said in A little humour:

          John entered a Covid-19 Vaccine Centre and was given his first dose.
          On the way home, he found he had suddenly developed severe vision problems. So he called the vaccine centre to ask whether he should see his doctor or go straight into hospital.
          "Don't go to the doctor OR the hospital. Your only chance is to return here and collect the glasses you forgot!"

          Guess they sticked it to him twice that day!

          Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
          Harrelson Summit 2017
          Kanstul 1526 2012
          Getzen Power Bore 1961
          Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
          Martin Committee 1946
          Olds Super Recording 1940
          Olds Recording (LA) 1953
          Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
          Olds Ambassador 1965

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          • SSmith1226
            SSmith1226 last edited by

            Did you ever wonder why going above double high c may not be safe?

            Steve Smith

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            • administrator
              administrator Global Moderator @SSmith1226 last edited by

              @ssmith1226
              Man, Doc is so cool. I've seen him live on a number of occasions, every time was incredible. He's a living legend.

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              • Dr GO
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                Harrelson Summit 2017
                Kanstul 1526 2012
                Getzen Power Bore 1961
                Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                Martin Committee 1946
                Olds Super Recording 1940
                Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                Olds Ambassador 1965

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                • Dr GO
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                  Harrelson Summit 2017
                  Kanstul 1526 2012
                  Getzen Power Bore 1961
                  Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                  Martin Committee 1946
                  Olds Super Recording 1940
                  Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                  Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                  Olds Ambassador 1965

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                  • J. Jericho
                    J. Jericho Global Moderator last edited by

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                    '67 Olds Special Trumpet
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                    '83 Yamaha YFH-731 Flugelhorn
                    1919 York Perfec-Tone Cornet
                    '50 Olds Studio Trombone
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                    • BigDub
                      BigDub @J. Jericho last edited by

                      @j-jericho
                      I think I must be a robot.

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                      Assorted other mp's not used
                      ( not very unusual….right? )

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                      • barliman2001
                        barliman2001 Global Moderator last edited by

                        I'm risking a repeat offence...
                        Conductor:"We'll start again at measure 3."
                        Viola player: "Sorry, sir, we haven't got any numbers!"

                        Courtois Balanced
                        Courtois D
                        Olds Recording
                        Buescher Aristocrat
                        Gaudet C
                        Selmer G
                        Courtois 154 Flugelhorn
                        Besson International Bb cornet
                        Courtois Bb cornet
                        B&H Sovereign Soprano Cornet
                        B&H Sovereign trombone
                        Willy Garreis trombone
                        Weltklang Euph

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                        • Dr GO
                          Dr GO last edited by

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                          Harrelson Summit 2017
                          Kanstul 1526 2012
                          Getzen Power Bore 1961
                          Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                          Martin Committee 1946
                          Olds Super Recording 1940
                          Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                          Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                          Olds Ambassador 1965

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                          • J. Jericho
                            J. Jericho Global Moderator @Dr GO last edited by

                            @dr-go Lithping, are we?

                            '62 Olds Studio Trumpet
                            '67 Olds Special Trumpet
                            2013 Dillon Pocket Trumpet
                            '83 Yamaha YFH-731 Flugelhorn
                            1919 York Perfec-Tone Cornet
                            '50 Olds Studio Trombone
                            Shofar

                            "If it was just up to me, I'd only have trumpet players on my show." - Jackie Gleason

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                            • Dr GO
                              Dr GO @J. Jericho last edited by

                              @j-jericho said in A little humour:

                              @dr-go Lithping, are we?

                              Nah,,, said it with the Harmon mute in!

                              Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                              Harrelson Summit 2017
                              Kanstul 1526 2012
                              Getzen Power Bore 1961
                              Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                              Martin Committee 1946
                              Olds Super Recording 1940
                              Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                              Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                              Olds Ambassador 1965

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                              • barliman2001
                                barliman2001 Global Moderator @Dr GO last edited by

                                @dr-go I'd give money to see that!!

                                Courtois Balanced
                                Courtois D
                                Olds Recording
                                Buescher Aristocrat
                                Gaudet C
                                Selmer G
                                Courtois 154 Flugelhorn
                                Besson International Bb cornet
                                Courtois Bb cornet
                                B&H Sovereign Soprano Cornet
                                B&H Sovereign trombone
                                Willy Garreis trombone
                                Weltklang Euph

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                                • Dale Proctor
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                                  1960 Conn 6B Victor trumpet
                                  1982 Bach Strad ML 239 C trumpet
                                  1970 Olds Ambassador Eb/D trumpet
                                  1993 Bach Strad L 184G cornet
                                  1962 Conn 9A Victor cornet
                                  1890 Besson A/Bb/C cornet
                                  1870? Henry Lehnert SARV cornet

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                                  • Dr GO
                                    Dr GO @Dale Proctor last edited by Dr GO

                                    @dale-proctor said in A little humour:

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                                    OR The key used was F---ing #.

                                    Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                                    Harrelson Summit 2017
                                    Kanstul 1526 2012
                                    Getzen Power Bore 1961
                                    Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                                    Martin Committee 1946
                                    Olds Super Recording 1940
                                    Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                                    Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                                    Olds Ambassador 1965

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                                    • BigDub
                                      BigDub last edited by

                                      Somebody said to me, “you’re not the dumbest guy in the world, but you better hope he survives the bad car accident he was in!”

                                      GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                                      Assorted other mp's not used
                                      ( not very unusual….right? )

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                                      • barliman2001
                                        barliman2001 Global Moderator last edited by

                                        What's cheek?

                                        Send a card "get better soon" to a viola player who's not sick.

                                        (stolen from Rowuk)

                                        Courtois Balanced
                                        Courtois D
                                        Olds Recording
                                        Buescher Aristocrat
                                        Gaudet C
                                        Selmer G
                                        Courtois 154 Flugelhorn
                                        Besson International Bb cornet
                                        Courtois Bb cornet
                                        B&H Sovereign Soprano Cornet
                                        B&H Sovereign trombone
                                        Willy Garreis trombone
                                        Weltklang Euph

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                                        • Vulgano Brother
                                          Vulgano Brother last edited by

                                          I asked my shrink if I was an Idiot-Savant and he told me I wasn't smart enough.

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                                          • Dr GO
                                            Dr GO last edited by

                                            My shrink told me it was better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

                                            Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                                            Harrelson Summit 2017
                                            Kanstul 1526 2012
                                            Getzen Power Bore 1961
                                            Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                                            Martin Committee 1946
                                            Olds Super Recording 1940
                                            Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                                            Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                                            Olds Ambassador 1965

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