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    • barliman2001
      barliman2001 Global Moderator last edited by

      A famous psychiatrist unexpectedly passes away and is met at the pearly gates by an agitated St. Peter: "Doctor, sorry, we had to hasten your way here a bit - but we've got a very bad case of megalomania up here and need your help..." - "Megalomania? In Heaven?" - "Yes, Doctor... the Good Lord has started waving His arms about and is convinced he is a conductor...!"

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      Olds Recording
      Buescher Aristocrat
      Gaudet C
      Selmer G
      Courtois 154 Flugelhorn
      Besson International Bb cornet
      Courtois Bb cornet
      B&H Sovereign Soprano Cornet
      B&H Sovereign trombone
      Willy Garreis trombone
      Weltklang Euph

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      • Dr GO
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        Harrelson Summit 2017
        Kanstul 1526 2012
        Getzen Power Bore 1961
        Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
        Martin Committee 1946
        Olds Super Recording 1940
        Olds Recording (LA) 1953
        Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
        Olds Ambassador 1965

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        • Dr GO
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          Harrelson Summit 2017
          Kanstul 1526 2012
          Getzen Power Bore 1961
          Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
          Martin Committee 1946
          Olds Super Recording 1940
          Olds Recording (LA) 1953
          Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
          Olds Ambassador 1965

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          • Dr GO
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            Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
            Harrelson Summit 2017
            Kanstul 1526 2012
            Getzen Power Bore 1961
            Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
            Martin Committee 1946
            Olds Super Recording 1940
            Olds Recording (LA) 1953
            Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
            Olds Ambassador 1965

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            • J. Jericho
              J. Jericho Global Moderator last edited by

              I remember that there was an acrobat at the local Renaissance Festival who did some unusual, impressive, and dangerous things, such as walking across a flaming tightrope, and at one point he stopped and said: "I suppose it's time for me to say something like 'Don't try this at home.', but, hey... that's where I learned it!"

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              "If it was just up to me, I'd only have trumpet players on my show." - Jackie Gleason

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              • tjcombo
                tjcombo last edited by tjcombo

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                • barliman2001
                  barliman2001 Global Moderator last edited by

                  Vienna, Austria
                  Traffic lights beside the Opera.
                  A tourist in a hired car is so entranced by the sight he misses the green light.
                  A Viennese stops by, winds down the window and calls out, "Your colour didn't come up, did it?"

                  Courtois Balanced
                  Courtois D
                  Olds Recording
                  Buescher Aristocrat
                  Gaudet C
                  Selmer G
                  Courtois 154 Flugelhorn
                  Besson International Bb cornet
                  Courtois Bb cornet
                  B&H Sovereign Soprano Cornet
                  B&H Sovereign trombone
                  Willy Garreis trombone
                  Weltklang Euph

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                  • SSmith1226
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                    • tjcombo
                      tjcombo @SSmith1226 last edited by

                      @ssmith1226 I can't remember the last time a cartoon made me spontaneously laugh out loud like this.
                      So good when a professional in joke can be shared with we general public🤪

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                      • administrator
                        administrator Global Moderator @SSmith1226 last edited by

                        @ssmith1226 said in A little humour:

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                        Enough of this going on as it is.

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                        • Dr GO
                          Dr GO last edited by

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                          Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                          Harrelson Summit 2017
                          Kanstul 1526 2012
                          Getzen Power Bore 1961
                          Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                          Martin Committee 1946
                          Olds Super Recording 1940
                          Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                          Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                          Olds Ambassador 1965

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                          • barliman2001
                            barliman2001 Global Moderator last edited by

                            A Mom goes into a toy shop to pick a doll for her daughter. Sees two identical looking Barbies, one at $ 15 and one at $ 299. She asks the salesperson, "Why?" - "well, Ma'am, the cheap one is "single Barbie" and the other is "divorced Barbie"." - "Ah-hem?" - ""Divorced Barbie" comes with Ken's house, Ken's automobile and Ken's boat."

                            Courtois Balanced
                            Courtois D
                            Olds Recording
                            Buescher Aristocrat
                            Gaudet C
                            Selmer G
                            Courtois 154 Flugelhorn
                            Besson International Bb cornet
                            Courtois Bb cornet
                            B&H Sovereign Soprano Cornet
                            B&H Sovereign trombone
                            Willy Garreis trombone
                            Weltklang Euph

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                            • J. Jericho
                              J. Jericho Global Moderator last edited by

                              '62 Olds Studio Trumpet
                              '67 Olds Special Trumpet
                              2013 Dillon Pocket Trumpet
                              '83 Yamaha YFH-731 Flugelhorn
                              1919 York Perfec-Tone Cornet
                              '50 Olds Studio Trombone
                              Shofar

                              "If it was just up to me, I'd only have trumpet players on my show." - Jackie Gleason

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                              • administrator
                                administrator Global Moderator @barliman2001 last edited by

                                @barliman2001 said in A little humour:

                                A Mom goes into a toy shop to pick a doll for her daughter. Sees two identical looking Barbies, one at $ 15 and one at $ 299. She asks the salesperson, "Why?" - "well, Ma'am, the cheap one is "single Barbie" and the other is "divorced Barbie"." - "Ah-hem?" - ""Divorced Barbie" comes with Ken's house, Ken's automobile and Ken's boat."

                                Divorced Barbie? Or better yet -- The Merry Widow!

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                                • Dr GO
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                                  Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                                  Harrelson Summit 2017
                                  Kanstul 1526 2012
                                  Getzen Power Bore 1961
                                  Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                                  Martin Committee 1946
                                  Olds Super Recording 1940
                                  Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                                  Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                                  Olds Ambassador 1965

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                                  • BigDub
                                    BigDub @Dr GO last edited by BigDub

                                    @dr-go
                                    No, but I have had to wear a mask while wearing glasses, so I have been entitled to quite a bit of condensation.

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                                    • Dr GO
                                      Dr GO @BigDub last edited by

                                      @bigdub said in A little humour:

                                      @dr-go
                                      No, but I have had to wear a mask while wearing glasses, so I have been entitled to quite a bit of condensation.

                                      Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                                      Harrelson Summit 2017
                                      Kanstul 1526 2012
                                      Getzen Power Bore 1961
                                      Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                                      Martin Committee 1946
                                      Olds Super Recording 1940
                                      Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                                      Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                                      Olds Ambassador 1965

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                                          • Dr GO
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                                            Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                                            Harrelson Summit 2017
                                            Kanstul 1526 2012
                                            Getzen Power Bore 1961
                                            Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                                            Martin Committee 1946
                                            Olds Super Recording 1940
                                            Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                                            Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                                            Olds Ambassador 1965

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