A little humour

SSmith1226

A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands and gazing out at the Loch.

They sat in silence for several minutes before the girl looked at the boy.

“A penny for your thoughts, Angus,” she said.

“Well, I was thinking. Perhaps it’s about time for a wee kiss,” he replied.

The girl blushed but gave Angus a kiss on his cheek.

The two then turned back to the Loch and continued to sit in silence again.

“Another penny for your thoughts, Angus,” the girl said.

Angus thought for a moment or two and looked concerned.
“Well, my thoughts are a bit more serious this time,” he finally replied.

“Really?” the girl asked. “Why?”

“Do you think it’s about time you paid me that first penny?”

SSmith1226

I wasn’t sure whether to post this Concert Piano Duo Music on “Favorite Non Trumpet Music” or here.

Kehaulani

@J-Jericho said in A little humour:

Don't forget behind-the-scenes personnel:

Like the dark-horse wind players John Thomas and Lady Jane.

Newell Post

@SSmith1226 It's all about that bass.

J. Jericho

@Kehaulani ... and then there's the Willie and Wendy couple.

Kehaulani

Ah, a literary and multi-lingual scholar, I see.

barliman2001

@J-Jericho Don't forget the leader of that military band, Major S. Cale.

J. Jericho

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SSmith1226

@J-Jericho
That was the funniest post I’ve seen in weeks!

Dr GO

@SSmith1226 said in A little humour:

@J-Jericho
That was the funniest post I’ve seen in weeks!

As hard as I could look, I really couldn't see their posts. How were you able to see around that piano?

Kehaulani

@Dr-GO said in A little humour:

@SSmith1226 said in A little humour:

@J-Jericho
That was the funniest post I’ve seen in weeks! As hard as I could look, I really couldn't see their posts. How were you able to see around that piano?

That was national, prime-time T.V. I'm, sure they have some kind of censorship laws that would apply. And that was an electronic piano and those things can be pre-programmed to play any melody with the flip of a switch.

SSmith1226

@Dr-GO said in A little humour:

@SSmith1226 said in A little humour:

@J-Jericho
That was the funniest post I’ve seen in weeks!

As hard as I could look, I really couldn't see their posts. How were you able to see around that piano?

I was referring to J. Jericho’s post above mine which actually was much funnier than my Piano Duo post. Oh, by the way, as far as looking hard, be careful, you could hurt yourself.

Dr GO

@SSmith1226 said in A little humour:

@Dr-GO said in A little humour:

@SSmith1226 said in A little humour:

@J-Jericho
That was the funniest post I’ve seen in weeks!

As hard as I could look, I really couldn't see their posts. How were you able to see around that piano?

I was referring to J. Jericho’s post above mine which actually was much funnier than my Piano Duo post. Oh, by the way, as far as looking hard, be careful, you could hurt yourself.

Or go blind!

SSmith1226

On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride: “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship.”

“What is it?” his new bride asked lovingly.

“I’m a golf fanatic,” he said. “I think about golf constantly. I’ll be out on the golf course every weekend, every holiday, and every chance I get. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, golf will always win.”

His new bride pondered this for a moment said: “I thank you for your honesty. Now in the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I’ve concealed something about my own past that you should know about. The truth is, I’m a hooker.”

“No problem,” said her husband. “Just widen your stance a little, and overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up.”

SSmith1226

A band director was having a lot of trouble with one of his drummers. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but performance didn’t improve.

Finally, in front of the whole orchestra, he said: “When a musician just can’t handle his instrument and doesn’t improve when given help, they take away the instrument, give him two sticks, and make him a drummer.”

A whisper was heard from the percussion section: “And if he can’t handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor.”

barliman2001

Electronic name for a leader of the orchestra: Semiconductor.

SSmith1226

I can’t take it no more.

Brian Moon

@SSmith1226 oh man, that was great!

Kehaulani

LOL. At first, I thought it was Osho.

SSmith1226

@Brian-Moon
@Kehaulani
Thanks for your comments!
There is a pretty good physical resemblance to Osho, the Sex Guru. The dialect of the one I posted could be West Virginian. Osho on the other hand sounds like he is from Brooklyn, Jersey or Mumbi.