A little humour
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@tjcombo said in A little humour:
@moshe
I took a moment to get it too - a few seconds, but then again, I'm only 62 
I am 63 and got it right away, probably because I FEEL LIKE A MILLION and am now in early retirement!!!!
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@SSmith1226 said in A little humour:
@BigDub
At 70, Iām with BigDub...Well, like I said, I am 67, but I am reading at a 75 yr old level, I am told.
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@moshe gee, I'm trying to remember what the first thing was
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@manfredv said in A little humour:
@moshe gee, I'm trying to remember what the first thing was
When I got older,
the first thing to go was my third leg.Now, without that tripod effect to prop me up, I keep falling down.
moshe
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A little (but maybe not so much?) off topic...
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@tjcombo
Unfortunately as this might apply to trumpet, I can identify with most of the stories portrayed on this ācoverā. Very sad situation
. On the other hand for the first time I successfully used an Imo-gee, although Iām not sure I spelled it correctly.Steve Smith
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@SSmith1226
Not quite. Itās Emoji, I believe.GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
Assorted other mp's not used
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Practicing 10,000 hours? Interferes with Judge Judy.
Benge 3X
Martin Committee
Getzen Capri Cornet
Adams F-1 Flugelhorn"If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn."
Charlie Parker"Even if I could play like Wynton Marsalis, I wouldn't play like Wynton Marsalis."
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@BigDub
So much for autocorrect.Steve Smith
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@Kehaulani
When I walked up to the convenience store with the sign on the door saying "open 24 Hours", the guy was locking it.
I said, hey, that sign says open 24 hours!!!!
He says, NOT IN A ROW! -
@SSmith1226 said in A little humour:
@BigDub
So much for autocorrect.Often auto, not so often, correct.
GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
Assorted other mp's not used
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Well, as the song goes:
"I was gonna practice my horn, but then I got high!"
(Note: I am NOT recommending this!)
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@administrator said in A little humour:
Well, as the song goes:
"I was gonna practice my horn, but then I got high!"
(Note: I am NOT recommending this!)
Ahhhhh, but if you play high right, you can continue to practice for quit awhile thereafter!
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Why do jerks suffer in life?
"Time wounds all heels"
moshe, addicted to puns
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@moshe said in A little humour:
Why do jerks suffer in life?
"Time wounds all heels"
moshe, addicted to puns
AND a heel never toes the line!
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@edfitzvb Mine starts at 10...
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@BigDub In a local paper: "The inventor of Autocorrect just pissed away. He was an anthole. Restaurant in pieces."
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HAPPY EASTER EVERY BUNNY
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AND to the Chemists out there:
HAPPY EASTER from:
The Ether Bunny -
@administrator said in A little humour:
Well, as the song goes:
"I was gonna practice my horn, but then I got high!"
(Note: I am NOT recommending this!)
I saw this joke on line and thought it was appropriate:
A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week!" The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him, "If it doesn't work, let me know." A week later the guy is back: "Doc, still no movement!" The doctor says, "Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a powerful laxative. Still another week later the poor guy is back: "Doc, STILL nothing!" The doctor, worried, says, "We'd better get some more information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living?" "I'm a musician, I play the trumpet." The doctor looks up and says, "Well, that's it! Here's $10.00. Go get something to eat.
Steve Smith
