A little humour

Dr GO

Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?
Husband: You weren't really skinny to begin with!

Coroner's Report:
Time of Death: 11:00 pm
Cause: Covid

tjcombo

Dr GO

Sounds to me like some bunny made a mistake! But let's not go down THAT rabbit hole!

BigDub

I dare say I make more mistakes with the help of autocorrect than I did previously without it.
Butt eye cud bee wrung.

Dr GO

@BigDub said in A little humour:

Butt eye cud bee wrung.

You were, so I made the correction... you shorted your Butt size.

Newell Post

I used to have a friend named Rodney Leibold. But in the early days of spellcheck, it would always try to autocorrect his name to Rodent Libeled.

barliman2001

"Doctor, I always imagine that I'm a dog." - "Okay, we can tackle that. Will you please lie down on the sofa?" - "I'm not allowed on the sofa..."

barliman2001

Now that we've relearned how to wash our hands, we can tackle how to use indicators in traffic.

BigDub

@Dr-GO said in A little humour:

@BigDub said in A little humour:

Butt eye cud bee wrung.

You were, so I made the correction... you shorted your Butt size.

Did anyone else ever try only using the suggested words given by autocorrect and see what comes out?
No need to ask. Yes. I have done it.

J. Jericho

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Kehaulani

@J-Jericho said in A little humour:

And, actually, that's no joke.

tjcombo

SSmith1226

This concept could open up community band rehearsals. The only addition would have to be a Crown Royal nag or similar device on the bell of the instrument to filter any droplets.

Dr GO

@SSmith1226 said in A little humour:

This concept could open up community band rehearsals. The only addition would have to be a Crown Royal nag or similar device on the bell of the instrument to filter any droplets.

Would work well for trumpet playing as well.

J. Jericho

@Dr-GO Especially appropriate, considering other musicians' opinion of us.

BigDub

@Kehaulani said in A little humour:

@J-Jericho said in A little humour:

And, actually, that's no joke.

Very true. One of the best meals I ever had on a flight was Sweet and Sour Halibut. Absolutely mouth watering, nice sides ( can’t remember what those were ) but for a commercial flight, not first class or any class for that matter, one of the best meals you could ask for. This was in around 1973, San Francisco to Newark, NJ on United Airlines.

Kehaulani

I was taking a Japan Airlines flight from Tokyo to Wash. D.C. and got upgraded to first class because I was wearing a uniform. They served me a multi-course traditional Japanese banquet-meal that was to die for.