A little humour

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[barliman2001]

John entered a Covid-19 Vaccine Centre and was given his first dose.
On the way home, he found he had suddenly developed severe vision problems. So he called the vaccine centre to ask whether he should see his doctor or go straight into hospital.
"Don't go to the doctor OR the hospital. Your only chance is to return here and collect the glasses you forgot!"

[Dr GO]

@barliman2001 said in A little humour:

John entered a Covid-19 Vaccine Centre and was given his first dose.
On the way home, he found he had suddenly developed severe vision problems. So he called the vaccine centre to ask whether he should see his doctor or go straight into hospital.
"Don't go to the doctor OR the hospital. Your only chance is to return here and collect the glasses you forgot!"

Guess they sticked it to him twice that day!

[SSmith1226]

Did you ever wonder why going above double high c may not be safe?

[administrator]

@ssmith1226
Man, Doc is so cool. I've seen him live on a number of occasions, every time was incredible. He's a living legend.

[Dr GO]

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[J. Jericho]

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[BigDub]

@j-jericho
I think I must be a robot.

[barliman2001]

I'm risking a repeat offence...
Conductor:"We'll start again at measure 3."
Viola player: "Sorry, sir, we haven't got any numbers!"

[Dr GO]

[J. Jericho]

@dr-go Lithping, are we?

[Dr GO]

@j-jericho said in A little humour:

@dr-go Lithping, are we?

Nah,,, said it with the Harmon mute in!

[barliman2001]

@dr-go I'd give money to see that!!

[Dale Proctor]

[Dr GO]

@dale-proctor said in A little humour:

OR The key used was F---ing #.

[BigDub]

Somebody said to me, “you’re not the dumbest guy in the world, but you better hope he survives the bad car accident he was in!”

[barliman2001]

What's cheek?

Send a card "get better soon" to a viola player who's not sick.

(stolen from Rowuk)

[Vulgano Brother]

I asked my shrink if I was an Idiot-Savant and he told me I wasn't smart enough.

[Dr GO]

My shrink told me it was better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.