A little humour
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CWtvbXmWqz4&list=RDCWtvbXmWqz4&start_radio=1
Saw this on another site. Punch line is what we’ve to forward to when we all get back together -
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@djeffers78 Love it! It's like the sections have swapped instruments - brass players sawing away on strings and the brass instruments picked up by the local butcher!
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A law enforcement dog of the smartest kind.
The plane took off, and once it had leveled out, the agent said, "Watch this."
He told Sniffer to 'search’. Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm. The agent said, "Good boy.", and he turned to the man and said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana. I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."
"Gee, that's pretty good", replied the first man.
Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."
"I like it!", said his seat mate.
The agent then told Sniffer to 'search' again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat, and proceeded to poop on the seat!
The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that. So he asked the agent, "What's going on?"
The agent nervously replied, "He's just found a bomb.
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@Niner
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@Niner An American, a Japanese and an Austrian are sitting together in a bar. Suddenly, there is a ring, the American spreads his fingers and begins talking. Finishing, he explains: "New American mobile phone technology. The phone is integrated into thumb and pinkie." Some time later, there is another ring and the Japanese begins talking rapidly. Afterwards, he explains: "Revorutionary Japanese technorogy. Mobire phone buirt into teeth." Some time later, there is a terrible smell. Quietly, the Austrian says, "I think I'm getting a fax..."
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@barliman2001 said in A little humour:
Quietly, the Austrian says, "I think I'm getting a fax..."That's hilarious.
Although some of that "old" stuff . . well, you can't find good Kiaserschwarm or Obstler elsewhere else.(Well, maybe some places in Germany).
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How to conduct the National Brass Ensemble:
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As a scientist, I approve of this scientific method resulting in the outcome identified:
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Quite interesting that in the Asterix comics, 2017 saw a chariot race through Italy where one team consisted of charioteer Coronavirus and his offsider Bacillus...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterix_and_the_Chariot_Race