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    Posts made by moshe

    • RE: Favorite Cornet

      @GeorgeB said in Favorite Cornet:

      I love my 1962 Conn Victor 5A

      P1000117__00732.1498241273.jpg

      I have owned 5 Conn 5A cornets over the years, from mint condition to terrible condition, and it was my favorite model of cornet.
      Even better than my two Conn 9A cornets,
      because the Conn 5A had a more gentle, beautiful tone.

      Second-best was a 1953 Conn 34A, identical to a 1940's Conn 12A but with a brass bell.

      Copper bells look more beautiful, but every time I close my eyes and listen, the brass bells sound more beautiful than the copper bells.

      moshe

      posted in Flugelhorns & Cornets
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    • RE: A little humour

      @SSmith1226 said in A little humour:

      @moshe said in A little humour:

      I have amazing bragging rights...
      I need to create a porn name for myself...
      Any suggestions?

      How about BIG BAD MOSHE or just BIG MOSHE or MUY GRANDE
      MOSHE or MAN MOUNTAIN MOSHE or MOSHE THE MAGNIFICENT!!!

      But I am such a humble man...

      Maybe it would be OK as long as it is other people talking about me.

      Maybe I could use that line that was used many times by Walter Brennan in the 1960's TV show "The Guns of Will Sonnet":

      "I'm the fastest. No brag. Just fact."

      moshe

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: A little humour

      @Dr-GO said in A little humour:

      @moshe said in A little humour:

      I need to create a porn name for myself...
      Any suggestions?

      moshe

      Well, currently "Stormy Daniels" has a popular following...
      How about "Cyclone Moshe"?


      "Cyclone Moshe" reminds me too much of what the Walter character said in a ventriloquist Jeff Dunham skit.
      "Exciting at first, but ends in disaster."

      moshe

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: Vocal warm-ups.

      @Vulgano-Brother said in Vocal warm-ups.:

      For text-painting, see J.S. Bach.


      J.S. BACH IS STILL ALIVE AND I CAN MAKE AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE HIM?

      WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      moshe, smart aleck extraordinaire who gets on everyone's nerves

      posted in Etudes and Exercises
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    • RE: A little humour

      @Vulgano-Brother said

      Our sax player was from Mississippi, and it took around six months to understand his talk.


      I am from Missouri.

      I am stuck in Louisville, Kentucky now
      because this is where I came for a job more than 25 years ago.

      500 miles creates a huge language barrier.

      I was in a hospital for Congestive Heart Failure the last several days.

      A heart lab tech told me that a heart test would take "several hours" that I knew my advanced spine disease could not tolerate.

      But then a heart doctor told me that the test would take "2 or 3 hours".

      I later asked the lab tech about the discrepancy.

      He replied:

      "Yeah. 2 or 3 hours. Several hours. That's what I said."

      In my home state of Missouri,
      "2 or 3" just barely qualifies as "a few",
      but it certainly does not qualify as "several".

      But...
      according to Kentucky standards,
      I was a sexual legend 25 years ago.
      Because "3 minutes" qualifies as "several hours" in Kentucky.
      I have amazing bragging rights...
      I need to create a porn name for myself...
      Any suggestions?

      moshe

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: A little humour

      In the 1970's I frequently earned $00.00 per hour for being unemployed and homeless.

      I win the contest !!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I can't believe that nightmare has finally paid off 40 years later...

      moshe

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: video on "Greg Gutfeld Show"

      @Kehaulani said in video on "Greg Gutfeld Show":

      Is this what we're really down to, making sexist comments on someone's physical characteristics?

      Yes. And Kat is thrilled when we do.

      moshe

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: Favorite Music

      The Frank Sinatra album "A Man Alone".

      The Richard Harris album "A Tramp Shining".

      Little Anthony and the Imperials.

      Dion singing "Runaround Sue".

      Anything Do-Wop.

      Love songs from the 1930's and the 1940's, such as "I'll Be Seeing You" and "It Had To Be You".

      The theme song for the 1972 movie "Lost Horizon", "Have you ever dreamed of a place far away from it all..."

      Lenny Welch singing "Since I Fell For You".

      moshe

      posted in Jazz / Commercial
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    • RE: Help! I need to hit that high note!

      You can have the strongest embouchure in the world
      and still not be able to play above the staff if you are using the wrong technique for your embouchure type.
      All through Junior High School I struggled to play an F on top of the staff.
      Then my friend told me that he thought I was an upstream embouchure type.
      I made the adjustment, plus started using less mouthpiece pressure and started playing softly and abandoned those shallow mouthpieces in which I bottomed-out.
      After a few months I was playing Double C's.
      So there were actually several factors involved.

      Sounds like crap on a flugel mouthpiece,
      but the point is that it was done at all:

      moshe

      posted in Range
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    • RE: video on "Greg Gutfeld Show"

      @J-Jericho said in video on "Greg Gutfeld Show":

      @moshe Yup to attitude and wit. The last time I had my testosterone levels checked, they were normal.
      Give the girl a couple of double cheeseburgers and an extra large malted shake, if that's what you're driving at. 😉

      I agree that Kat Timpf is way too skinny.
      I have been wanting to send this message to Greg Gutfeld:
      Give Kat Timpf a raise in pay !!!!!
      Just looking at the poor girl proves that she cannot afford to buy food.
      Give her a pay raise so that she can start having at least one square meal per day.
      At her present skinny condition, she could not even get a job as a paper-weight; first gust of wind and she would blow right out the window with all the papers.

      moshe

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: Oder Deutsch?

      I don't mean to brag,
      but I am completely illiterate in 7 languages.

      moshe

      posted in International Board
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    • RE: Help! I need to hit that high note!

      To hit high notes I recommend applying Vice-Grips pliers to the testicles.

      Let me know if it works so I'll know whether to try it.

      moshe

      posted in Range
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    • RE: video on "Greg Gutfeld Show"

      @J-Jericho said in video on "Greg Gutfeld Show":

      @moshe Great attitude. Great wit.

      You watch Kat Timpf and you see attitude and wit?
      Have you had your testosterone levels checked recently?

      moshe

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: Game of Thrones Thread

      I now realize that my life is meaningless and empty because I have never seen "Game of Thrones".

      I repent.

      I have seen the error of my ways and I intend to see "Game of Thrones" as soon as possible.

      Next time I post I will be wearing a t-shirt which says "I got GOT".

      I will then be a member of the International Brotherhood of GOT.
      🖖

      moshe

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: video on "Greg Gutfeld Show"

      @J-Jericho said in video on "Greg Gutfeld Show":

      I love the "Greg Gutfeld Show". It gives my abs and the corners of my mouth a good workout.

      You haven't noticed Kat Timpf ?

      moshe

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: RIP Trumpet "Master"

      @moshe said in RIP Trumpet "Master":

      With Trumpet Master gone.
      I worried about what would happen to Rowuk.

      What will he do to replace TM in his life?

      Then I realized that Rowuk can still kick puppies and tear the wings off of flies.
      So he can still stay busy.

      :^)

      PS -
      For those who don't remember,
      10 years ago Wilmer Wise threatened me with physical violence because I dared to defend famous mouthpiece maker Vincent Bach that Wilmer Wise said was a racist.,
      so Rowuk banned ME !!!!!!!!
      Not that I still hold a grudge about the matter.... :^)

      moshe

      To clarify the matter which might seem vague above:

      A long time ago Vincent Bach published a mouthpiece brochure which included recommendations for black musicians.

      Wilmer Wise posted that was proof that Vincent Bach was a racist.

      I said that Wilmer should not make such a condemning accusation against someone who was not around to defend himself.

      Wilmer then posted that my defending a racist was proof that I am a racist.
      Wilmer said that he wanted to do to me what he once did to a racist in Baltimore, in other words, beat me to a pulp.

      I threw a fit and protested to the moderators that Wilmer's posts should not be tolerated because they violated specific TM posting rules.

      Rowuk then deleted almost all of the posts that were exchanged about the matter and Rowuk banned me from TM for my "bad behavior".
      But Rowuk allowed Wilmer Wise to remain in TM without even requiring that he apologize.

      But that was 10 years ago, so I barely remember the matter ☺

      moshe

      posted in Lounge
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    • RE: Game of Thrones Thread

      @Newell-Post said in Game of Thrones Thread:

      @moshe OK, then let's try this musical simile..... It's not completely unlike "Don Giovanni" meets "The Ring of the Nibelung."

      I don't think Little Anthony and the Imperials ever recorded those.

      You must be talking about that new stuff by Iron Butterfly
      but I'm not into hard rock...

      moshe

      posted in Lounge
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