Call me simple, and surely the cheapest (but not necessarily the best), I use the floor.

Posts made by Dr GO
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RE: The Cheapest and Best Mute Holder
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RE: A little humour
This answer was submitted to a bonus question at U of Arizona by a student on a mid-term Chemistry exam to the question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
The student wrote: First we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell, and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. We can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume of Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionally, as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
- If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
- If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulates given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!"
THE STUDENT WAS AWARDED AN A+ FOR THIS BONUS QUESTION.
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RE: All That Jazz: Miles Davis’s Onetime California Home Asks $15 Million - WSJ
Getting back to the house purchase... I'm in!
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RE: Who is the other trumpeter for Tower of Power?
Horns through History with TOP:
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RE: Who is the other trumpeter for Tower of Power?
By RICHARD FREEDMAN | Vallejo Times Herald
PUBLISHED: December 14, 2021 at 11:26 a.m. | UPDATED: December 14, 2021 at 1:45 p.m.
"Not only is TOP “just as good, we’re maybe a little better” than ever, Castillo believes, especially after “Iron” Mike Bogart re-joined the band on trumpet after a stint with the Navy and college." -
RE: Artist on BOARD
Who Dey wants to buy more of Bigdub masterpieces, perhaps a Bengal Tiger as a thought.
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RE: Four Vintage Bach New York / Mt. Vernon Mouthpieces
Who Dey think could use more mouthpieces.
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RE: Playing familiar songs to improve intonation
Who Dey doesn't want to improve their intonation.
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RE: Making room for "new" mutes...
Who Dey couldn't live without more mutes.
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RE: Conn 2B New World Symphony Ebay *No Reserve*
Who Dey could not live without this horn.
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RE: Olds Recording 1966/67- $1000
@mike-ansberry said in Olds Recording 1966/67- $1000:
It finally sold.
Who Dey that bought this got a great horn
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RE: Martin Bohme Tumultus
@tjveloce said in Martin Bohme Tumultus:
I was recently made of aware of this horn by the good people at ACB...
Now if I could just find buyers for my Miyashiro and Olds.-tj
Miyashiro, sure I guess if you want to cherry pick... [pun intended]
By the way... Love Olds and Martin horns and have representations in my collection.
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RE: Conn 2B New World Symphony Ebay *No Reserve*
Wow, someone got a great horn for $310!
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RE: Playing familiar songs to improve intonation
I think we can all learn from this guy::
https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=399785148581464
Also watch the little guy's tail. He is keeping perfect 8 beat phrases with his "metronome" tail
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RE: Artist on BOARD
Just found this painting on the internet.... Somehow it reminds me of someone... any ideas who?