Posts made by BigDub

Another one from the Poconos in Pennsylvania.
I was able to use a great reference photo by a friend from my home town who lives bear there now.

I am no expert on US Geography, though I have some idea which states are where. And I'm no genius on routing or shipping.
Still, shouldn’t the post office have some kind of clue that this may not be the shortest distance between Wisconsin and NJ?

@dr-go said in A little humour:

@bigdub said in A little humour:

We have all heard the scientific fact that 90% of your body's heat is lost through the top of your head. At least that’s what I thought I heard.
Well, I’m here to tell you, when I went outside to try it in this morning’s 13° air with a pair of gym shorts and a good warm hat, I did not feel 90% warm. I would say I didn’t even feel 10% warm. Just so you know:
Fair warning. Do not attempt.

My head is so big I have to wear a jock strap and condom to stay warm!

Thank you.

I will now schedule therapy to help me remove that image from my subconscious mind. It may take a while......

We have all heard the scientific fact that 90% of your body's heat is lost through the top of your head. At least that’s what I thought I heard.
Well, I’m here to tell you, when I went outside to try it in this morning’s 13° air with a pair of gym shorts and a good warm hat, I did not feel 90% warm. I would say I didn’t even feel 10% warm. Just so you know:
Fair warning. Do not attempt.

@dr-go said in A little humour:

What did zero say to eight?

Nice Belt!
Good one. But what’s a modal?

Ole decided to buy a book for his plane flight to Minnesota, so to save money he decided to go to a used book store.
He was so thrilled to find a mint condition leather bound looking book with gold piping beauty titled “ How to Hug “- for only a dollar!
Wow, he thought, I better pay for this before they figure out it was labeled wrong! He figured he could always use some tips on how to hug. Who wouldn’t?
He brought it on the flight and started to read it.
The person sitting next to him saw it and said, “hey, man, how come you're reading the 8th volume of the encyclopedia?”

@ssmith1226 said in Trumpet Board Remote Performance:

The following are two multitrack recordings that I put together encompassing about 10 trumpet parts and four MIDI Parts (Strings, Harp, Piano, and Bass Guitar). I played the Tuba part on trumpet and lowered it one octave on Garage Band and then lowered that track another octave. All three tracks can be heard.
The first piece is Pachelbel’s Canon. The second piece I call “Memories of Palchelbel”. It consists of Palchelbel’s Canon incorporating Maroon 5’s “Memories”. I previously posted a version of “Memories” performed by a children’s choir.
On January 20, I completed Pachelbel’s Canon and coincidently celebrated five year anniversary of my comeback.

Pachelbel’s Canon
https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/dPuv7ATTYZhihydb6

Memories of Pachelbel
https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/L5reyPNJWaLSHjQD7

Way to go! Fantastic, Steve. That was a lot of work, but fun, wasn’t it?
Very nice! Loved it.

@ssmith1226 said in How about a "Random Meaningless Image...let's see them string"?:

I think the first two semesters of pharmacist school are reading illegible handwriting 101-102.

I'm not sure if I should say hello, call the police, or bring her back to the Louvre.

@dr-go said in A little humour:

@bigdub said in A little humour:

@ssmith1226 said in A little humour:

We geniuses should know better than to waste our time trying to stare at these visual puzzles and finally figure out there are differences all over the place!

I'm still on this thread looking for these puzzles!

Another genius thus occupied.

@ssmith1226 said in A little humour:

@bigdub

Sorry! Maybe this will put the humor back into it:
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!

We geniuses should know better than to waste our time trying to stare at these visual puzzles and finally figure out there are differences all over the place!

@ssmith1226 said in A little humour:

@ssmith1226 said in A little humour:

@bigdub said in A little humour:

2 is diffrrent.

Other than every chicken “is different”, number three has been colored in, but number 2 has three toes on its right foot, while the others do not.
I stand with number 2 is different ( not “diffrrent”)

Well, now that just takes the humor right out of the equation now, doesn’t it?
Haha. Also, number 7 has its eyeball looking up, and 3, besides me coloring it in has fewer tail feather divisions.
I think the genius is to realize you don’t want to waste your time studying the minutiae.
I think JJericho is also right. They are all different.

@ssmith1226

Ohhhh- sooooo close, but no corn dog for you

There’s this- he even moved some of the players, who often don’t even pay attention. Not exactly played straight, but absolutely beautifully done IMO.

@kehaulani said in R.I.P. Sammy Nestico:

BTW - played and conducted that version of "Battle Hymn" hundreds of times, if not more. Stock for the trade and a classic.

And.....there’s no topping that now, is there?

It looks like it might have had a rumble seat there, with that big trunk lid and heavy duty handle to open it?

@mike-ansberry said in A little humour:

@j-jericho That took me a couple of minutes.
It is taking me many minutes.......I still don't get it