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    Posts made by barliman2001

    • RE: A little humour

      @Dr-GO said in A little humour:

      @Vulgano-Brother said in A little humour:

      I am a great Bible expert and even know the name of Noah's wife. It was Joan. Joan of Arc.

      And I am sure you are celebrating this insight at the Arc of Triumph. And that's OK as there are many treatments we have for people exposed to Paris-sights.

      À propos Paris:
      A Japanese company director was very much looking forward to a business trip to Paris with some spare time to... well, see the sights. One day, he quarrelled with his CEO. A few days later, his colleagues saw him come out of the CEO's office rather dejectedly. "What's the matter?" they asked. "Did he cancel the trip?" - "That bastard? No. He doubled the travel allowance so that I should be able to take my wife."

      posted in Lounge
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
    • RE: A little humour

      @J-Jericho said in A little humour:

      Couple in their eighties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

      Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
      'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
      'Sure.'
      'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
      'No, I can remember it.'
      'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'
      He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
      'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that write it down?' she asks.
      Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'

      Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
      'Where's my toast?'

      Funny at first sight; but if you have a relative with Alzheimers, this kind of thing gets very depressing and stressin. My mother "went back in history" during her six years of dementia... kitchen implements were moved from their traditional places to the spots they had been in a previous fitted kitchen (1970s), she went from using a "printer" to "the typewriting system of the computer" and after every letter on the keyboard, expected the printer to go "clack"...

      posted in Lounge
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
    • RE: A little humour

      @SSmith1226 That's the Irish for you!

      posted in Lounge
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      barliman2001
    • RE: New to my collection

      @Dr-GO said in New to my collection:

      Interesting bell rim. Likely a significant influence on the tone.

      The Selmer K-Mod had the same.

      posted in Bb & C Trumpets
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
    • RE: Fast Tempo and old farts

      HERE is an original Sousa recording, dated 1911, from a Graphophone cylinder:

      posted in Comeback Players
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
    • RE: Fast Tempo and old farts

      @Kehaulani said in Fast Tempo and old farts:

      Original performance by the composer and his band:
      Youtube Video

      I very much doubt that this is an original Sousa recording, especially as it says "Conductor: John Wallace"...

      posted in Comeback Players
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
    • RE: Phaeton customer service sucks!!!

      @Trumpetsplus So far, in 32 years of trumpet playing so far, having gone through more than 150 instruments (current count is 38), most of them vintage, I have never felt the need to change valve stems... and I don't know a single player who ever did that (except in cases of horns with parts missing, so-called "lamp horns")

      posted in Lounge
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
    • RE: Phaeton customer service sucks!!!

      @Amis-Stanley So we can definitely rule out transport damage. That is important to know.

      posted in Lounge
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      barliman2001
    • RE: Phaeton customer service sucks!!!

      @Amis-Stanley Can you please specify the damage, and give details? Sweeping accusations don't really help.

      posted in Lounge
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
    • RE: A little humour

      @J-Jericho Still, it could be worse...
      https://www.classicfm.com/music-news/latest-news/piano-smash/

      posted in Lounge
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
    • RE: Wanna hear/see somethings exceptiona/l?

      @stumac said in Wanna hear/see somethings exceptiona/l?:

      Among the best tap dancing I have seen, great playing by all, BUT if I had come in cold during any of the long solos I would not have a clue what tune they were playing. All scrambled egg music. ( perhaps I am showing my age).

      Regards, Stuart.

      Not scrambled egg music, because with scrambled eggs, you recognize them and know approximately what's in there. These solos are something like that Chinese food, "Eight Jewels" - looking and smelling nice, but you have no clue whatsoever what's inside. And in some Chinese restaurants, you don't even want to know...

      posted in Jazz / Commercial
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      barliman2001
    • RE: Fast Tempo and old farts

      For many years, I had a similar problem - fast fingerings were a nightmare. Then, I bought a cheap euphonium and started playing that in a local band. And hey presto! suddenly I was able to play much faster... seems the fear of fast fingerings on trumpet hindered my practising, and with the euph, that was gone. And now is gone for trumpet as well.

      posted in Comeback Players
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
    • RE: A little humour

      @SSmith1226 Steve, you forgot one: My wife says I've only got two faults - My forgetfulness and something else.

      posted in Lounge
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
    • RE: Anyone Know Who Played This?

      @Kehaulani Actually, the remark was that "the members of Tijuana Brass, including Herb Alpert, were Anita Kerr brass."

      posted in Classical / Orchestral
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      barliman2001
    • RE: Anyone Know Who Played This?

      Seems Anita Kerr did lots of arranging and even composing, but for any recording she did, there are no names of other participants. It's always group names like "The Anita Kerr Singers" or "Anita Kerr Brass". Only thing I found out was that for a short time, Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass were "Anita Kerr Brass". Don't think you'll get much further than that.

      posted in Classical / Orchestral
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
    • RE: A little humour

      What is a blonde doing running round a Tesla car? -

      Looking for the filler cap...

      posted in Lounge
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
    • RE: Acoustics... and a bit more

      @Kehaulani Well, it worked and did not cost anything.

      posted in Miscellaneous
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
    • RE: Acoustics... and a bit more

      @Dr-GO said in Acoustics... and a bit more:

      But what is it that really enhances YOUR performance. It's the monitors. If you sound good to yourself, you sound good to the audience. I always make the sound man give me the sound I want on the monitors. They leave the knob there all night. So if the balance is not perfect in front of me, at least the audience gets a perfect performance out of me.

      No monitors for us - everything unplugged (except for the MOC and the kids' choir).

      posted in Miscellaneous
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
    • RE: A little humour

      What have viola players in common with condoms? - It's correct with them, but nicer without...

      posted in Lounge
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
    • RE: Acoustics... and a bit more

      @J-Jericho said in Acoustics... and a bit more:

      IMO acoustics at a venue requires a balance of science, art, and experience to be successful. It's impractical to test-fill the space with the anticipated number of warm bodies prior to the performance and to replicate in advance air density, temperature, and humidity.

      Well, in one orchestra we had a Red Cross worker, and at every dress rehearsal, the Red Cross provided up to seven hundred woollen blankets to simulate the audience... they usually declared this an "emergency exercise".

      posted in Miscellaneous
      barliman2001
      barliman2001
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