A little humour

[barliman2001]

A famous psychiatrist unexpectedly passes away and is met at the pearly gates by an agitated St. Peter: "Doctor, sorry, we had to hasten your way here a bit - but we've got a very bad case of megalomania up here and need your help..." - "Megalomania? In Heaven?" - "Yes, Doctor... the Good Lord has started waving His arms about and is convinced he is a conductor...!"

[Dr GO]

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[J. Jericho]

I remember that there was an acrobat at the local Renaissance Festival who did some unusual, impressive, and dangerous things, such as walking across a flaming tightrope, and at one point he stopped and said: "I suppose it's time for me to say something like 'Don't try this at home.', but, hey... that's where I learned it!"

[tjcombo]

[barliman2001]

Vienna, Austria
Traffic lights beside the Opera.
A tourist in a hired car is so entranced by the sight he misses the green light.
A Viennese stops by, winds down the window and calls out, "Your colour didn't come up, did it?"

[SSmith1226]

[tjcombo]

@ssmith1226 I can't remember the last time a cartoon made me spontaneously laugh out loud like this.
So good when a professional in joke can be shared with we general public

[administrator]

@ssmith1226 said in A little humour:

Enough of this going on as it is.

[Dr GO]

[barliman2001]

A Mom goes into a toy shop to pick a doll for her daughter. Sees two identical looking Barbies, one at $ 15 and one at $ 299. She asks the salesperson, "Why?" - "well, Ma'am, the cheap one is "single Barbie" and the other is "divorced Barbie"." - "Ah-hem?" - ""Divorced Barbie" comes with Ken's house, Ken's automobile and Ken's boat."

[J. Jericho]

[administrator]

@barliman2001 said in A little humour:

A Mom goes into a toy shop to pick a doll for her daughter. Sees two identical looking Barbies, one at $ 15 and one at $ 299. She asks the salesperson, "Why?" - "well, Ma'am, the cheap one is "single Barbie" and the other is "divorced Barbie"." - "Ah-hem?" - ""Divorced Barbie" comes with Ken's house, Ken's automobile and Ken's boat."

Divorced Barbie? Or better yet -- The Merry Widow!

[Dr GO]

[BigDub]

@dr-go
No, but I have had to wear a mask while wearing glasses, so I have been entitled to quite a bit of condensation.

[Dr GO]

@bigdub said in A little humour:

@dr-go
No, but I have had to wear a mask while wearing glasses, so I have been entitled to quite a bit of condensation.

[tjcombo]

[SSmith1226]

[Dr GO]