Laughter is the Best Medicine
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One time a physician came to me bleeding from a nasty gash and asked me "What do I do!?!"
I responded by saying "Doctor, you need to suture self.Thank you Thank you, Remember, I do weddings and bar mitzvas. Don't forget to tip your waitress and Goodnight!
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@Dr-Mark said in Laughter is the Best Medicine:
One time a physician came to me bleeding from a nasty gash and asked me "What do I do!?!"
I responded by saying "Doctor, you need to suture self.Thank you Thank you, Remember, I do weddings and bar mitzvas. Don't forget to tip your waitress and Goodnight!
Ha Mark... That one left me in stitches!
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@Dr-GO That one is on the brink... hovering over the abyss of being banned by a moderator...
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Ha. Perhaps! It's clever, though. Since you're a doctor, I'll let it slide.
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I agree with BOTH moderators.... I did wait a minute or so before I hit the submit button.
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@Dr-GO Not funny.
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Deleted out of respect for Kehaulani.
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But what about the rest of us! I don't even know what is is/was?? I'm left wondering on what merriment I've been excluded from simply for not checking in on Thursday!
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer: “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?”
“I give it to them,” replied the lawyer, “and then I send them a bill.”
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. But, when he went to place them in his mailbox, all he found was a bill from the lawyer. -
@Tobylou8 It was a very bad joke bordering on the unpalatable. Deleted with reason.
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My recommendation for preventative measures for Coronavirus:
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley when a heart surgeon walked into his shop. As the surgeon was waiting for the service manager to look at his bike, the mechanic called to him: "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "Doc, look at this engine. Like you, I can open it up, take valves out, fix 'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So why do I earn a pittance and you get the really big money, when we are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon smiled, leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic: “Try doing it while the engine is still running.”
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VB: “Dr GO, you have to help me, I think I can see into the future!”
Dr GO: “When did it start?”
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@vulgano-brother said in Laughter is the Best Medicine:
VB: “Dr GO, you have to help me, I think I can see into the future!”
Dr GO: “When did it start?”
VB: “Next Friday.”...and I have sent you your bill in advance... with interest charged for being ahead of your payments!
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@dr-go said in Laughter is the Best Medicine:
...and I have sent you your bill in advance... with interest charged for being ahead of your payments!
Oops! I should have seen that coming!
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@vulgano-brother said in Laughter is the Best Medicine:
@dr-go said in Laughter is the Best Medicine:
...and I have sent you your bill in advance... with interest charged for being ahead of your payments!
Oops! I should have seen that coming!
No problem. We will work on getting you future goggles to improve your vision to 20/22 when I see you Next Friday... or 20/23 if you prefer being far sighted.
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