@Shifty You forgot a few things:
the 33 guitar players who argue how Jimi Hendrix would have done it
the 17 blues singers who make sad songs about the fate of the old bulb
the conductor who holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him
the trumpet player who holds the bulb while seven other trumpet players drink until the room is spinning
the viola player who holds the bulb fitting instead of the bulb
