@J-Jericho said in A little humour:
Heard this one on the radio today:
Owwwwwwwwch 
Immediate dismissal for that band director too. They had no chance of playing that properly. I am pretty certain they didn’t nail it in practice and then get stage fright....
@Dr-GO said in LONG TONES:
You are so welcome. They have worked well for me for over 40 years. I will not start a rehearsal or performance without first doing these excesses.
Nothing exceeds like excess.
Let’s try this. ( with iPad) the upload icon all the way to the right is what I used, and cropped it a little to make it more square. 
@Kehaulani said in top trumpets:
@BigDub said in top trumpets:
The rest seem like the ones you'd find on eBay for under a hundred bucks, brand new with Mouthpiece and hard case.
Don't forget the white gloves.
Haha, you mean I only thought it? Guess I forgot to type it.
@Dr-GO said in top trumpets:
@Kehaulani said in top trumpets:
Top trumpets. What a douch bag.
https://reviews.thedailymeal.com/reviews/best-trumpetsMore like a bias bag. Look at their disclaimer:
We may earn a commission if you purchase a product through our links.
Any on wants to bet Yamaha pays the largest commission and likely the higher volume. This analysis has a high risk rating due to the conflict of support bias.
The Yamaha still is likely the best of those picks. From my perspective that’s the only one I ever heard of. The rest seem like the ones you'd find on eBay for under a hundred bucks, brand new with Mouthpiece and hard case.
@J-Jericho said in A little humour:
@BigDub Actually it is Sol, not So... from Solfege. https://www.musicnotes.com/now/tips/solfege-what-is-it-and-how-is-it-used/
Oh, say it isn't so. All my life it's been so.
And yet, I knew about solfege, too. I guess I was going by the sound of music version. And is "sol" a needle pulling thread, I ask?
@Vulgano-Brother said in A little humour:
"Sing a scale," said my teacher, years ago.
I sang "do re mi fa sol la ti do."
"At least you got the words right," he said.
Well, it’s so, not sol. Sorry. Almost right.
@N1684T said in LONG TONES:
Golf needs something to truly make it a sport. Like a defense blitzing. There was a movie that added rushers to Golf. Can't remember the title. Sorry for the absence. Crazy busy.
Could you be thinking about the Adam Sandler movie, Happy Gilmore? It didn’t exactly have that, but did have many broken golf taboos on it. Pretty funny.
@Kehaulani said in Kanstul:
Any news on Kanstel? And ow many members do we have now?
Are the two related?
I don’t know, but usually I brought my lunch to school.
@Brian-Moon said in LONG TONES:
@Tobylou8 Long tones are great with Sporting events on TV
But it would be just common courtesy to stop while they’re putting
How many times can you tear a sheet of paper in half?
Once. After that it would be quarters, eighths, sixteenths, etc.
How many letters are there in the word, Deed?
Two. Well, the other two are repeats
@SSmith1226 said in A little humour:
It’s been quiet so here it goes:
An Englishman, Frenchman, Spaniard, and German were watching a street magician. The magician realized that they couldn’t see him well so he stepped up on a high box. The magician said, “Can you see me now?”
They answered,
Yes
Oui
Si
Ja
You see, now, that there is funny. However, you must be fluid in 4 languages like myself to get it.
I bet you said to yourself, "what a moron, fluid?
It's supposed to be, fluent!"
Well, you should have said so.
@Pinstriper said in Remember when butchers wore a blue and white striped apron?:
"There are no dumb ideas. But there certainly are dumb people who act on their ideas."
I could tell you a few hundred dumb ideas, but that would be a dumb idea, kinda.
@flugelgirl
This is one case where I would have preferred making it into a wall hanging.
Those late night TV commercials. I don’t know why but they strike me so funny. And by late night, I mean, like after 9:30.
The ones that show the exaggerated comparisons. Those.
And the FLEX SEAL guy. His are awesome.
When I would listen to Wynton's version of Carnival of Venice years ago, and hear how he would play that ending two octave F scale, I would say to myself, "that’s impossible".
I kept trying to match it. Little by little, I'd add a step.
Now I actually can do it. Not every single time, but more often than not. This was the thing about which I would say, "nobody can do that!"
Keep working at something and you may accomplish it.
@SSmith1226 said in A little humour:
@Dr-GO said in A little humour:
@SSmith1226 said in A little humour:
What`s the difference between a baroque trumpeter and a dressmaker?
A dressmaker tucks up frills.However, maybe if the trumpet player wasn't baroque, the trills would be fixed up!
@Dr-GO said in A little humour:
Tell me if you heard this one:
A drummer walked past the bar...
I believe that looks like a Bach Suppositorious
@Dr-GO said in A little humour:
@BigDub said in A little humour:
People say to me, "A penny for your thoughts?".
But then they want change.
Hey. You can send me one of your paintings that are a product of your thoughts on canvas for a penny.
You can keep the change!
Sorry, didn’t see this one till just now. I wasn’t ignoring it. At first. Now I am.
