@Kehaulani said in A little humour:
I don't know what this has with "Humor", but since we're on the subject of TSA - in my travels, I've been met with both horrible conditions and people, and easy ones. To me, it generally had to do with location. I.e., TSA in New York as abdominal and rude while TSA in Honolulu was fine.
I just don’t have the stomach for those abdominal TSA agents
@administrator said in A little humour:
@BigDub said in A little humour:
@administrator said in A little humour:
I don't know I just think that giving the response of "I'm feeling suicidal today," to the cashier's question "How are you?" Just doesn't seem quite right.
Especially when embarking on an airline flight.........
The only thing the TSA encourages is misery!
They are not the most flexible, "out of the box" type people.
I think a Robot might be more compromising.....
Not that I'm complaining......they have to do their job the way they are told.
@Tobylou8 said in A little humour:
@SSmith1226 said in A little humour:
@J-Jericho said in A little humour:
@administrator said in A little humour:
I don't know I just think that giving the response of "I'm feeling suicidal today," to the cashier's question "How are you?" Just doesn't seem quite right.
Yeah... "I'm feeling homicidal." works better. It gives the cashier more to think about.
You don’t want the clerk to overthink this. Here is what can happen:
RrrrrrUSSIA!!!!!
There are several lessons to be learned here.........
@administrator said in A little humour:
I don't know I just think that giving the response of "I'm feeling suicidal today," to the cashier's question "How are you?" Just doesn't seem quite right.
Especially when embarking on an airline flight.........
@administrator said in A little humour:
What's fun is actually giving an honest answer to that question.
You, too.
Embarrassing conversations ( well, almost )
Conversation with neighbor: Hey, Wayne, how are you?
BigDub ( me) : Great, how about yourself?
Len: all right, you?
Person at the airport check in desk, to me: have a great flight.
Me: you, too.
Saying, "you, too", as a response is not necessarily so good.
Try it sometime. See how many inappropriate situations you can find. It’s great fun.
I think in some cases a sense of pitch, no matter how little, is better than what I have to listen to in my community band. One of the trombone players, bless his heart, plays about a half step off.
Can’t he hear that? It's actually painful for me.
He doesn’t come around that much.........that is sadly a relief. I don’t wish any harm to him, but only wish he could hear how off he is, or someone in the section tap him on the shoulder, maybe with a Louisville Slugger ( if necessary).
Just kidding about that.
@Dr-GO said in Some good...."non-trumpeting" music 
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Tubey or not Tubey: Bohemian Rhapsody played entirely on plastic tubes
Pretty amazing. Too bad you can only do 16th notes......
This is a favorite female singer of mine from Norway. She may be one of the most popular singers over there, but virtually unknown here in the US. A beautiful pure crystal clear voice, she did some of the singing on the soundtrack for Titanic and never had her name mentioned...
I like to say, if I’m in a group, I’d rather be the worst one in the bunch and try to keep up than have to be concerned for everyone else’s playing.
@GeorgeB said in Community Band:
My trumpet teacher back in 1953, a pro trumpet player, told me to play with better players as often as I can. I didn't realize at the time just how great that advice was.
I agree 100% with you, George. I have been playing in a community band for 8 years now, but lately I am sitting next to the lead trumpet player. He definitely makes me a better player because I don’t want to let him down. He is also very gracious and gives me plenty of constructive criticism. I try my best to only have to hear something once.
I am. Two girls and a boy! Love em all!
There was a lost albino Dalmatian in our neighborhood.
Good thing I spotted it.
Even mounted on a base with wiring for a lamp is not a good idea for this horn.
I wouldn’t give you .99 cents for it
@Tobylou8 said in Game of Thrones Thread:
@N1684T said in Game of Thrones Thread:
Louis always does good. And his sister is still hot;)
Here's a blast from Louis's past!! I remember watching this when it was first put on you tube.
He's got some taping and sparkling to do, but he spent that time practicing instead, I believe.
@trickg said in A little humour:
Another awesome performance by Clapton. (These are classic - I laugh so hard I literally have tears rolling down my face.)
I love these, Patrick. But I don’t remember giving you permission to use my recordings of me.
I saw one of Wynton doing Cherokee which had me so fooled at first ( not a big stretch ) but gradually more and more clams came out. The thing that made it so convincing was that it was so well synced, the fingers moved and the notes lined up perfectly.
@Dr-GO said in LONG TONES:
@BigDub said in LONG TONES:
Nothing exceeds like excess.
Once again, this was Eugene Blee's exercises he developed to optimize his performance. He was the longest sitting principle trumpeter for the Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra. Exceeding in excess this is not. Give it a try. It is not excessive at all.
It takes very little warm up time to get through this exercise series, and if performed entirely in series, truly guarantees preparing the embouchure for a days worthy performance.
Look at the post I am quoting. "Without first doing these excesses"
Just messing with you. I was your editor in another TiMe.