"Dad, who was Adam's mother-in-law?" -
"He did not have one, he lived in Paradise."
Best posts made by barliman2001
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RE: A little humour
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RE: A little humour
Presidential Candidate Biden about his long family history: "The Bidens were on Noah's Ark"
President Trump: "The Trump family, at the Flood, had their own boat!" -
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"Emergency! There's a young man climbing up to my room!" -
"Madam, this is for the police. You called the fire service."
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@dr-go It's the wrong slot here because there's not much to laugh about my condition. Since I temporarily left TB, I've had two large-scale eye surgeries, both to repair my retina ablation. #1 was fairly successful in that my torn and folded retina was returned to its rightful place, and after the operation, I still had about 30% vision left. But the retina developed massive scar tissue which tore the repair into pieces, and I had to undergo a second operation which lasted for a full five hours and was extremely painful; this was in mid-January, and since then I haven't seen much improvement - sight in my right eye is down to 10%, there is constant pain because the surgeons (some of the best in the country, fortunately) had to put a tight silicon band all round the eyeball which is still in place six weeks later... I am unable to drive, unable to bend down (because that would risk another ablation), unable to do almost anything, have been prohibited from touching a trumpet for six months now (and that's no empty advice, my ophthalmic surgeon is a trumpet player of some note)... there is the constant threat of a third operation looming, and of course the statistical fact tht there is a 15% risk of my other eye getting a retinal ablation within the year... I honestly don't know how I would survive such a blow. All in all, a pretty bleak outlook.
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What's cheek?
Send a card "get better soon" to a viola player who's not sick.
(stolen from Rowuk)
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Unbelievable...
Not trumpet, but French horn, but still unbelievable...
https://www.facebook.com/FelixKlieser/videos/515111756293870
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RE: How about a "Random Meaningless Image...let's see them string"?
@bigdub Extremely rare... especially as in that picture a heron is standing in for the stork...
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@bigdub Most people at some point in their lives have been in Consistent, and many senior citizens are now residing in Continent.
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@bigdub Finally, police asked a bystanding viola player: "Can you tell us something?" - "What about?"
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@tjcombo A more or less accurate description of Austria at the moment... (Austrian police vehicle and uniforms in the pic)
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Two elderly ladies are sitting on a bench in a cemetery. Suddenly, one pulls out some cosmetics and begins making up her face. With a sneer, the other lady asks, "How old are you?" - "79" - "And you still bother about make-up?" Silence. Then the reply: "And how old are you?" - "84" - "And you still bother about going home??"
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And one more in the same vein... An old lady in a cemetery asks an attendant, "Excuse me, where's Grave 15, Row A?" - "That's funny... first sneak away, and then can't find your way back!"
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And a third one... A doctor meets his rival in a cemetery, "Oh, you're stocktaking..."