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Another clip from the same movie...

Not trumpet, but French horn, but still unbelievable...

https://www.facebook.com/FelixKlieser/videos/515111756293870

@georgeb Specially for you:

@bigdub Extremely rare... especially as in that picture a heron is standing in for the stork...

@ssmith1226

@bigdub Most people at some point in their lives have been in Consistent, and many senior citizens are now residing in Continent.

@administrator That's the second stage!

Is that your right or your left shoe?

@bigdub Finally, police asked a bystanding viola player: "Can you tell us something?" - "What about?"

@tjcombo A more or less accurate description of Austria at the moment... (Austrian police vehicle and uniforms in the pic)

@curlydoc I'll hunt out the newspaper...

Two elderly ladies are sitting on a bench in a cemetery. Suddenly, one pulls out some cosmetics and begins making up her face. With a sneer, the other lady asks, "How old are you?" - "79" - "And you still bother about make-up?" Silence. Then the reply: "And how old are you?" - "84" - "And you still bother about going home??"

And one more in the same vein... An old lady in a cemetery asks an attendant, "Excuse me, where's Grave 15, Row A?" - "That's funny... first sneak away, and then can't find your way back!"

And a third one... A doctor meets his rival in a cemetery, "Oh, you're stocktaking..."

Lady at the beauty clinic: "Doctor, I hope you can help me..." - Sorry, ma'am, I don't do decapitations."

Wife to husband, "Cuddles, what do you like most about me: My face, or my body?" - "Your sense of humour."

@dale-proctor All the best for the new house, Dale!

@administrator At least 00:00 exists. The city of Augsburg made themselves a laughing-stock when they celebrated their 2000 year anniversary one year early... they had calculated in a "Year 0" which did never exist...

@curlydoc Might be a Buescher #12, with a quick-change to A.

"My mother-in-law used to live just a stone's throw away." -
"What made her move?" -
"I think I hit her too often..."