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    • Newell Post
      Newell Post last edited by

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      Bb: Bach 180S37G (05), Mercedes (80)
      Vintage: Committee (54), Recording (59), Super (49), Getzen Severinsen (66)
      C: Kanstul 1510, Constellation
      D/Eb: Getzen Eterna
      Cornet: Schilke XA1, Yamaha Neo Eb
      Flugel: Kanstul 1525, Yamaha 625
      Conch shell in F

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      • ?
        A Former User last edited by

        For the dog lovers. A veterinarian you can count on.

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        • Robrtx
          Robrtx last edited by

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          Bob

          Schilke S42
          Bach Strad 183 Flugel
          (and a modest vintage collection)

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          • ?
            A Former User last edited by

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            • Dr GO
              Dr GO last edited by

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              Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
              Harrelson Summit 2017
              Kanstul 1526 2012
              Getzen Power Bore 1961
              Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
              Martin Committee 1946
              Olds Super Recording 1940
              Olds Recording (LA) 1953
              Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
              Olds Ambassador 1965

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              • SSmith1226
                SSmith1226 last edited by

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                On June 20 I posted this cartoon. Today I saw yhe video equivalent of it.

                Steve Smith

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                • BigDub
                  BigDub last edited by

                  The company was very good to Tony when he got hurt on the job. They let him take Aleve.

                  GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                  Assorted other mp's not used
                  ( not very unusual….right? )

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                  • Dr GO
                    Dr GO @BigDub last edited by

                    @BigDub said in A little humour:

                    The company was very good to Tony when he got hurt on the job. They let him take Aleve.

                    Better have left NSAID.

                    Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                    Harrelson Summit 2017
                    Kanstul 1526 2012
                    Getzen Power Bore 1961
                    Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                    Martin Committee 1946
                    Olds Super Recording 1940
                    Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                    Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                    Olds Ambassador 1965

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                    • Dr GO
                      Dr GO @Dr GO last edited by Dr GO

                      @Dr-GO said in A little humour:

                      @BigDub said in A little humour:

                      Better have left NSAID.

                      BigDub, hope you found my response to your post, professional and anti-inflammatory.

                      Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                      Harrelson Summit 2017
                      Kanstul 1526 2012
                      Getzen Power Bore 1961
                      Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                      Martin Committee 1946
                      Olds Super Recording 1940
                      Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                      Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                      Olds Ambassador 1965

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                      • BigDub
                        BigDub @Dr GO last edited by

                        @Dr-GO said in A little humour:

                        @Dr-GO said in A little humour:

                        @BigDub said in A little humour:

                        Better have left NSAID.

                        BigDub, hope you found my response to your post, professional and anti-inflammatory.

                        My brain could not grasp that. It went above my head.

                        GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                        Assorted other mp's not used
                        ( not very unusual….right? )

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                        • Dr GO
                          Dr GO @BigDub last edited by

                          @BigDub said in A little humour:

                          @Dr-GO said in A little humour:

                          @Dr-GO said in A little humour:

                          @BigDub said in A little humour:

                          Better have left NSAID.

                          BigDub, hope you found my response to your post, professional and anti-inflammatory.

                          My brain could not grasp that. It went above my head.

                          Aleve is an NSAID - Non-Steroidal Anti-inflammatory Drug. A little medical pun-humor.

                          Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                          Harrelson Summit 2017
                          Kanstul 1526 2012
                          Getzen Power Bore 1961
                          Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                          Martin Committee 1946
                          Olds Super Recording 1940
                          Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                          Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                          Olds Ambassador 1965

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                          • BigDub
                            BigDub @Dr GO last edited by

                            @Dr-GO said in A little humour:

                            @BigDub said in A little humour:

                            @Dr-GO said in A little humour:

                            @Dr-GO said in A little humour:

                            @BigDub said in A little humour:

                            Better have left NSAID.

                            BigDub, hope you found my response to your post, professional and anti-inflammatory.

                            My brain could not grasp that. It went above my head.

                            Aleve is an NSAID - Non-Steroidal Anti-inflammatory Drug. A little medical pun-humor.

                            That’s a re-leve

                            GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                            Assorted other mp's not used
                            ( not very unusual….right? )

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                            • Newell Post
                              Newell Post last edited by

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                              Bb: Bach 180S37G (05), Mercedes (80)
                              Vintage: Committee (54), Recording (59), Super (49), Getzen Severinsen (66)
                              C: Kanstul 1510, Constellation
                              D/Eb: Getzen Eterna
                              Cornet: Schilke XA1, Yamaha Neo Eb
                              Flugel: Kanstul 1525, Yamaha 625
                              Conch shell in F

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                              • Vulgano Brother
                                Vulgano Brother last edited by

                                A quote I found today:

                                "Trumpet players fear no living persons and are only mildly respectful to most deities..."

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                                • BigDub
                                  BigDub last edited by

                                  I spend a bit of time in airports. Not record breaking amounts, and I'm sure many if you spend more time than I, so save your replies....I get it.
                                  But here are some of my observations.

                                  1. There is a weight limit on checked bags. I see people at check-in who had an overweight bag. What do they frantically do? Transfer that surplus weight to their carry on, which, if I am not mistaken, goes right into the same plane that would been overweight, had they not taken care of the problem.
                                  2. Announcements are fun, too.
                                    "For security reasons, do not leave any bags unattended. If you think anyone has put anything into your bag without your knowledge, please notify airport personnel immediately" need I elaborate on that?
                                  3. On board, you see the same types shoving their (oversized) carryons into an obviously too small space, over, and over, and over. Never once altering the direction or angle of this water buffalo sized bag.
                                  4. Announcement comes on that you must sit in the seat you were assigned, because the weight distribution of the plane is determined by the weight of each passenger.
                                    HOW DO THEY KNOW HOW MUCH EVERYONE WEIGHS?
                                    Is there someplace that information indicated? I think not.

                                  GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                                  Assorted other mp's not used
                                  ( not very unusual….right? )

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                                  • Seth of Lagos
                                    Seth of Lagos @BigDub last edited by

                                    @BigDub

                                    Mrs Seth saw our flight reservations for Kuala Lumpur the other day, and became quite anxious about the baggage allowance:

                                    "45 kg / person included"

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                                    • Kehaulani
                                      Kehaulani Credentialed Professional last edited by

                                      When in doubt, default to Imelda Marcos. 😂

                                      Benge 3X
                                      Martin Committee
                                      Getzen Capri Cornet
                                      Adams F-1 Flugelhorn

                                      "If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn."
                                      Charlie Parker

                                      "Even if I could play like Wynton Marsalis, I wouldn't play like Wynton Marsalis."
                                      Chet Baker

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                                      • Newell Post
                                        Newell Post last edited by

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                                        Bb: Bach 180S37G (05), Mercedes (80)
                                        Vintage: Committee (54), Recording (59), Super (49), Getzen Severinsen (66)
                                        C: Kanstul 1510, Constellation
                                        D/Eb: Getzen Eterna
                                        Cornet: Schilke XA1, Yamaha Neo Eb
                                        Flugel: Kanstul 1525, Yamaha 625
                                        Conch shell in F

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                                        • J. Jericho
                                          J. Jericho Global Moderator last edited by

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                                          '62 Olds Studio Trumpet
                                          '67 Olds Special Trumpet
                                          2013 Dillon Pocket Trumpet
                                          '83 Yamaha YFH-731 Flugelhorn
                                          1919 York Perfec-Tone Cornet
                                          '50 Olds Studio Trombone
                                          Shofar

                                          "If it was just up to me, I'd only have trumpet players on my show." - Jackie Gleason

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                                          • Newell Post
                                            Newell Post last edited by

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                                            Bb: Bach 180S37G (05), Mercedes (80)
                                            Vintage: Committee (54), Recording (59), Super (49), Getzen Severinsen (66)
                                            C: Kanstul 1510, Constellation
                                            D/Eb: Getzen Eterna
                                            Cornet: Schilke XA1, Yamaha Neo Eb
                                            Flugel: Kanstul 1525, Yamaha 625
                                            Conch shell in F

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