A little humour

[Dr GO]

[barliman2001]

I did not know James Morrison had so many twin brothers...
https://www.facebook.com/trumpetlovers/videos/1021644968634328

[SSmith1226]

@barliman2001
This one isn’t quite as good as James Morison’s one man band, but is a “Bored Band Director” during the Covid Shutdown.

[tjcombo]

@barliman2001 Loved the trombone solo.

[tjcombo]

[Dr GO]

@tjcombo said in A little humour:

DO IT!

[barliman2001]

Official word for a man playing the viola on a busy street?
Traffic violation!

[administrator]

@barliman2001 said in A little humour:

Official word for a man playing the viola on a busy street?
Traffic violation!

Road kill?

[barliman2001]

@administrator That's the second stage!

[SSmith1226]

[tjcombo]

[Dr GO]

Origins of the Music:

[SSmith1226]

[Dr GO]

@ssmith1226 said in A little humour:

Again, this reminds me of a retirement village resident sitting outside on a bench along the public walkway leading to the village. A scantly clothed young lady approached him and said:

" I can give you super sex".

To which the retirement resident replied:

"I'll take the soup".

[SSmith1226]

@dr-go said in A little humour:

@ssmith1226 said in A little humour:

Again, this reminds me of a retirement village resident sitting outside on a bench along the public walkway leading to the village. A scantly clothed young lady approached him and said:

" I can give you super sex".

To which the retirement resident replied:

"I'll take the soup".

The conductor of the local symphony orchestra was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the procedure, since it was considered cosmetic surgery. The doctor said that the cost would be $3,500 for a "small," $6,500 for a "medium," and $14,000 for a "large." The conductor was sure that his wife and he would want at the least a medium... and perhaps even a large. But the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The conductor called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the conductor slouched over in the chair looking quite dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."

[SSmith1226]

[BigDub]

9 yr old: Dad! I have a pun you might like!

Dad: oooh! What is it?

9 yr old: it’s a humorous play on a phrase or word. I thought you knew?

[bumblebee]

https://xkcd.com/2525/

[bumblebee]

Title-text to the XKCD cartoon above: "I know the etiquette is controversial, but I think it's rude when the person in front of me reclines their seat into the bell of my trumpet."

[J. Jericho]