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  • Dr GO
    Dr GO last edited by Sep 15, 2021, 4:56 PM

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    Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
    Harrelson Summit 2017
    Kanstul 1526 2012
    Getzen Power Bore 1961
    Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
    Martin Committee 1946
    Olds Super Recording 1940
    Olds Recording (LA) 1953
    Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
    Olds Ambassador 1965

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    • barliman2001
      barliman2001 Global Moderator last edited by Sep 15, 2021, 6:13 PM

      I did not know James Morrison had so many twin brothers...
      https://www.facebook.com/trumpetlovers/videos/1021644968634328

      ACB Doubler Picc
      Courtois Balanced
      Courtois D
      Olds Recording
      Buescher Aristocrat
      Gaudet C
      Selmer G
      Courtois 154 Flugelhorn
      Besson International Bb cornet
      Ganter Eb cornet
      Besson International baritone
      B&H Sovereign trombone
      Weltklang Euph

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      • SSmith1226
        SSmith1226 @barliman2001 last edited by Sep 15, 2021, 8:07 PM

        @barliman2001
        This one isn’t quite as good as James Morison’s one man band, but is a “Bored Band Director” during the Covid Shutdown.

        Steve Smith

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        • tjcombo
          tjcombo @barliman2001 last edited by Sep 15, 2021, 9:50 PM

          @barliman2001 Loved the trombone solo.

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          • tjcombo
            tjcombo last edited by Sep 21, 2021, 4:06 AM

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            • Dr GO
              Dr GO @tjcombo last edited by Sep 21, 2021, 12:11 PM

              @tjcombo said in A little humour:

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              DO IT!

              Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
              Harrelson Summit 2017
              Kanstul 1526 2012
              Getzen Power Bore 1961
              Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
              Martin Committee 1946
              Olds Super Recording 1940
              Olds Recording (LA) 1953
              Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
              Olds Ambassador 1965

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              • barliman2001
                barliman2001 Global Moderator last edited by Sep 22, 2021, 7:35 AM

                Official word for a man playing the viola on a busy street?
                Traffic violation!

                ACB Doubler Picc
                Courtois Balanced
                Courtois D
                Olds Recording
                Buescher Aristocrat
                Gaudet C
                Selmer G
                Courtois 154 Flugelhorn
                Besson International Bb cornet
                Ganter Eb cornet
                Besson International baritone
                B&H Sovereign trombone
                Weltklang Euph

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                • administrator
                  administrator Global Moderator @barliman2001 last edited by Sep 22, 2021, 5:12 PM

                  @barliman2001 said in A little humour:

                  Official word for a man playing the viola on a busy street?
                  Traffic violation!

                  Road kill?

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                  • barliman2001
                    barliman2001 Global Moderator @administrator last edited by Sep 22, 2021, 11:04 PM

                    @administrator That's the second stage!

                    ACB Doubler Picc
                    Courtois Balanced
                    Courtois D
                    Olds Recording
                    Buescher Aristocrat
                    Gaudet C
                    Selmer G
                    Courtois 154 Flugelhorn
                    Besson International Bb cornet
                    Ganter Eb cornet
                    Besson International baritone
                    B&H Sovereign trombone
                    Weltklang Euph

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                    • SSmith1226
                      SSmith1226 last edited by Sep 26, 2021, 3:41 AM

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                      Steve Smith

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                      • tjcombo
                        tjcombo last edited by Sep 26, 2021, 11:53 AM

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                        • Dr GO
                          Dr GO last edited by Dr GO Sep 27, 2021, 5:29 PM Sep 27, 2021, 5:29 PM

                          Origins of the Music:
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                          Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                          Harrelson Summit 2017
                          Kanstul 1526 2012
                          Getzen Power Bore 1961
                          Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                          Martin Committee 1946
                          Olds Super Recording 1940
                          Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                          Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                          Olds Ambassador 1965

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                          • SSmith1226
                            SSmith1226 last edited by Sep 30, 2021, 10:36 PM

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                            Steve Smith

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                            • Dr GO
                              Dr GO @SSmith1226 last edited by Dr GO Sep 30, 2021, 10:47 PM Sep 30, 2021, 10:47 PM

                              @ssmith1226 said in A little humour:

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                              Again, this reminds me of a retirement village resident sitting outside on a bench along the public walkway leading to the village. A scantly clothed young lady approached him and said:

                              " I can give you super sex".

                              To which the retirement resident replied:

                              "I'll take the soup".

                              Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                              Harrelson Summit 2017
                              Kanstul 1526 2012
                              Getzen Power Bore 1961
                              Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                              Martin Committee 1946
                              Olds Super Recording 1940
                              Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                              Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                              Olds Ambassador 1965

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                              • SSmith1226
                                SSmith1226 @Dr GO last edited by Oct 1, 2021, 2:52 AM

                                @dr-go said in A little humour:

                                @ssmith1226 said in A little humour:

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                                Again, this reminds me of a retirement village resident sitting outside on a bench along the public walkway leading to the village. A scantly clothed young lady approached him and said:

                                " I can give you super sex".

                                To which the retirement resident replied:

                                "I'll take the soup".

                                The conductor of the local symphony orchestra was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the procedure, since it was considered cosmetic surgery. The doctor said that the cost would be $3,500 for a "small," $6,500 for a "medium," and $14,000 for a "large." The conductor was sure that his wife and he would want at the least a medium... and perhaps even a large. But the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The conductor called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the conductor slouched over in the chair looking quite dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."

                                Steve Smith

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                                • SSmith1226
                                  SSmith1226 last edited by Oct 2, 2021, 3:19 PM

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                                  Steve Smith

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                                  • BigDub
                                    BigDub last edited by Oct 6, 2021, 12:34 PM

                                    9 yr old: Dad! I have a pun you might like!

                                    Dad: oooh! What is it?

                                    9 yr old: it’s a humorous play on a phrase or word. I thought you knew?

                                    GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                                    Assorted other mp's not used
                                    ( not very unusual….right? )

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                                    • B
                                      bumblebee @BigDub last edited by Oct 7, 2021, 11:22 PM

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                                      • B
                                        bumblebee @bumblebee last edited by Oct 8, 2021, 1:23 AM

                                        Title-text to the XKCD cartoon above: "I know the etiquette is controversial, but I think it's rude when the person in front of me reclines their seat into the bell of my trumpet."

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                                        • J. Jericho
                                          J. Jericho Global Moderator last edited by Oct 12, 2021, 11:09 PM

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