A little humour
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From a “trumpet shop” I recently visited.
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A major symphony orchestra prepares for a world tour. On the eve of their departure, the orchestra manager rushes into to the rehearsal and informs the group that the conductor has fallen gravely ill and will not be able to participate. Sadly, the tour must be cancelled. The 2nd chair trumpet player sheepishly raises his hand and offers to step in, as he has had some conducting experience. The group looks at each other and decides to give the trumpet player a chance. The trumpet player turns out to be a brilliant conductor, and the group pushes forward with their tour. The tour ends up being so successful that they extend the performance dates for two months, and three additional countries. Rave reviews all around. When all is done, they return home, and after a well-earned rest they once again pick up their regular rehearsal schedule. By this time the main conductor had recovered, and at the first rehearsal, the trumpet player humbly hands the baton to him and returns to his seat in the trumpet section. When he sits down, the principal trumpet looks at him in astonishment and says "You.... where the hell have you been ?!?"
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@Vulgano-Brother those were violas!!
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I heard a toast the other day: "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"
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Dangerous musical exploit: BANJO JUMPING!
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It has been said that some dogs can understand up to 250 words. I’ve had several employees who could understand at least that many……..combined, though.
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There's something new in the neighbourhood...
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@barliman2001 Masterful! Thanks for finding this.
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Aaron Aanonsen was first in his class all through every school he attended.
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Just wanted to share this...