A little humour

[tjcombo]

Anyone sick of hosting online meetings/presentations/lessons yet?

[Dr GO]

[administrator]

@Dr-GO said in A little humour:

Too clever!

[Tobylou8]

I like escalators, but my wife likes elevators. We were just raised differently!

[Dr GO]

@Tobylou8 said in A little humour:

I like escalators, but my wife likes elevators. We were just raised differently!

Personally, I like the ladder.

[Tobylou8]

I always wanted to open my own pastry shop..... but I could never raise the dough!

[BigDub]

@Tobylou8 said in A little humour:

I always wanted to open my own pastry shop..... but I could never raise the dough!

I kneaded that kind of humor, or, humour if you please

[Dr GO]

@Tobylou8 said in A little humour:

I always wanted to open my own pastry shop..... but I could never raise the dough!

I am a part owner of one... Was able to contribute enough bread to finalize the investment which turned out to be the icing on the cake. Stop by any time. It's just yeast of the flour shop.

Made a killing on donut holes, as I convinced the customers, the holes have no calories.

[BigDub]

@Dr-GO said in A little humour:

@Tobylou8 said in A little humour:

I always wanted to open my own pastry shop..... but I could never raise the dough!

I am a part owner of one... Was able to contribute enough bread to finalize the investment which turned out to be the icing on the cake. Stop by any time. It's just yeast of the flour shop.

Made a killing on donut holes, as I convinced the customers, the holes have no calories.

I might try to roll by and give you some business. It’s the yeast I could do. All I knead is the address. Piece of cake. Easy as pie.
If I don’t make it, that’s the way the cookie crumbles.

[Newell Post]

Pun, n. A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire.
— Ambrose Bierce

[BigDub]

@Newell-Post said in A little humour:

Pun, n. A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire.
— Ambrose Bierce

And which in many cases can cause wincing and eye rolls. A sure indication of a good pun. Also, the recipients are unwilling to admit when a pun is good, neither. Haha.

[Dr GO]

@Newell-Post said in A little humour:

Pun, n. A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire.
— Ambrose Bierce

You give me too much credit.. as in my case... they are only 2/3 puns: P-U.

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[Dr GO]

@BigDub said in A little humour:

The were probably reported by someone with a HAM radio!

[Dr GO]

[Mike Ansberry]

Gotta steal this one.