A little humour

[Dr GO]

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[BigDub]

@dr-go
They have rabbits on the African plains?

[SSmith1226]

@bigdub said in A little humour:

@dr-go
They have rabbits on the African plains?

Extinct

[neal085]

@bigdub said in A little humour:

@dr-go
They have rabbits on the African plains?

I believe rabbit species are found on at least five continents, including central/southern Africa. FWIW.

[BigDub]

@neal085 said in A little humour:

@bigdub said in A little humour:

@dr-go
They have rabbits on the African plains?

I believe rabbit species are found on at least five continents, including central/southern Africa. FWIW.
If they keep saying, “POLO”, they’ll sure be found.
I often find rabbit feces on my property, but no species.

[Dr GO]

@bigdub said in A little humour:

I often find rabbit feces on my property, but no species.

And I have often tried to identify mothballs, but I just can't get their little legs spread far enough apart.

[barliman2001]

@dr-go A man goes into a store and asks for mothballs, gets a 100 pack, leaves. Returns an hour later and asks for more, gets another 100, leaves. Returns another hour later, asks for mothballs, and the assistant is asking him, "Why on earth are you needing so many mothballs?" - "The bastard things are so difficult to hit!"

[Dr GO]

@barliman2001 said in A little humour:

@dr-go A man goes into a store and asks for mothballs, gets a 100 pack, leaves. Returns an hour later and asks for more, gets another 100, leaves. Returns another hour later, asks for mothballs, and the assistant is asking him, "Why on earth are you needing so many mothballs?" - "The bastard things are so difficult to hit!"

Even harder when they are still attached to the moth. But they in theory will flutter down nicely onto the green if you can float them over to that direction.

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[BigDub]

@dr-go said in A little humour:

Where can someone get this? ( asking for a friend )

[Dr GO]

@bigdub said in A little humour:
( asking for a friend )

Yeah, right!

[BigDub]

@dr-go said in A little humour:

@bigdub said in A little humour:
( asking for a friend )

Yeah, right!

I crack myself up sometimes

[Dr GO]

[BigDub]

Our granddaughter just turned 13. She had an outdoor sleepover party for her friends and was sharing with us about it.
I said to her, that must have been in tents!

[SSmith1226]

@bigdub

[BigDub]

@ssmith1226
Few have been in Telligent, I am afraid.

[barliman2001]

@bigdub Most people at some point in their lives have been in Consistent, and many senior citizens are now residing in Continent.

[Dr GO]

@ssmith1226 said in A little humour:

@bigdub

Oh... You're tripping alright!

[BigDub]

I stopped into a convenience store at a crazy hour for a quart of milk. The sign says, “OPEN 24 HRS”, but there’s a guy locking up!
Hey!, I said, the sign says open 24 hrs! What’s up with that?

Yeah, we get that a lot. It’s just not in a row.