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@Kehaulani said in A little humour:

Same here. I applied for a Mathematics Professor Chair at MIT and they didn't understood a word I was saying.

I applied for a chair at Wayfair and I received it right away.

Just tried to log on to may American Academy of Pediatrics site. Never made it so tried to change my password. But I thought the trail of my attempt may be instructive to all:

Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?
Husband: You weren't really skinny to begin with!

Coroner's Report:
Time of Death: 11:00 pm
Cause: Covid

@GeorgeB said in Memorable Quotations:

" All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song - " Louis Armstrong

Unless it's the Famous Mr. Ed!

Got a call from the coroner that a family was out shopping and came home to find there mother dead in the chicken coop with chickens running all over her body. Coroner said it sounded like natural causes and I replied, not so sure of that as to me it sounded like fowl play.

@BigDub said in A little humour:

The were probably reported by someone with a HAM radio!

Silver and Gold

@newell-post said in Dreams about marching band:

Why have I kept having dreams about marching band for the past month?

Perhaps because it's March?

My shrink told me it was better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

I personally find playing loud and high optimizes social distancing, so a feel well protected using these techniques.