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LOL - Lots of Lounging

@tjcombo said in A little humour:

I would rather choose the one with the prostate shrinking grape: Pino Slow.

• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
• A question mark walks into a bar?
• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
• A dyslexic walks into a bra.
• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.

@Dale-Proctor said in A little humour:

@Dr-GO said in A little humour:

I am rötcorp, but I have no idea what that would be...

Hmmm.... Garbage disposal?

Some of us may even own one!

@bigdub said in A little humour:

Well, we did, they said, but recently they heard that one out of four children born in the world is Chinese, and they just didn’t think they could take the chance.

So do you think that punch line will go viral?

@bigdub said in A little humour:

Dustin and Jane (both blonde) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end.

The adoption centre called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption centre,

They stopped by the local college so they each could enrol in night courses.

After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired,

“Whatever possessed you to study Russian?”

The couple said proudly,

“We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him.”

Sounds to me that this couple may be Russian in to a bad decision. If you ask me, I think it's Bulchivic.

Glad to see you are back Butch! I have had a couple gigs, one very risky after we were promised by the venue there would be no dancing, the band would be in a separate section of the building and all would be wearing mask. Nix to all of that, but that was the weekend before Thanksgiving and still healthy with no symptoms. Did a Christmas Eve Church gig through our local musician union and that went perfectly with excessive mask wearing and social distancing.

Now that I have had both of my Covid vaccines I am feeling much less on edge. Like GeorgeB, I am looking for nylon to play through... but while it is still on the waitress!

@barliman2001 said in A little humour:

...All in all, a pretty bleak outlook.

I will pray so deeply for you. This is so painful to hear in so many ways!

Advance now 58 years, here is my current house with the original Hammond started on at my mothers home. That organ in the background dates back to 1963 and still plays amazingly well. Oh yeah and that keyboard to the right of the organ on the PA is a Mini Moog, I purchased in 1972 when I played keyboards in a Rock Band.

Started out playing the Hammond B-3 at a night club in Mt. Washington called the Golden Roster. I played there one weekend once a month for over a year. Here is a pic of me at one of the gigs. I was 7 years old at the time.

@dale-proctor said in A little humour:

OR The key used was F---ing #.