Some things Yogi Berra said. I’m pretty sure.
Driving to the baseball Hall of Fame with Whitey Ford:
Whitey: hey, Yogi, I think we’re lost!
Yogi: I know, but we’re making good time!
When giving directions to his house:
“When you come to the fork in the road, take it.”
Getting a small pizza for himself, he’s asked how many slices he wants the pie cut into, four, or six?
“ better make it four” Yogi says, “I don’t think I can eat six pieces”
“ Nobody goes to that place anymore. It’s too crowded”