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    • J. Jericho
      J. Jericho Global Moderator last edited by

      Must watch this to the end!

      '62 Olds Studio Trumpet
      '67 Olds Special Trumpet
      2013 Dillon Pocket Trumpet
      '83 Yamaha YFH-731 Flugelhorn
      1919 York Perfec-Tone Cornet
      '50 Olds Studio Trombone
      Shofar

      "If it was just up to me, I'd only have trumpet players on my show." - Jackie Gleason

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      • BigDub
        BigDub @J. Jericho last edited by

        @j-jericho

        The piano just had been tuned. Obviously.
        LOL.

        GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
        Assorted other mp's not used
        ( not very unusual….right? )

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        • BigDub
          BigDub last edited by

          Anyone in the market for a trombone?
          Amazon has them.
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          GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
          Assorted other mp's not used
          ( not very unusual….right? )

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          • J. Jericho
            J. Jericho Global Moderator @BigDub last edited by

            @bigdub The 180 is the overall length of the tubing in inches, and the 43 is the measurement in inches from mouthpiece to bell. S is for silver, of course. It's a BIG mutha!

            '62 Olds Studio Trumpet
            '67 Olds Special Trumpet
            2013 Dillon Pocket Trumpet
            '83 Yamaha YFH-731 Flugelhorn
            1919 York Perfec-Tone Cornet
            '50 Olds Studio Trombone
            Shofar

            "If it was just up to me, I'd only have trumpet players on my show." - Jackie Gleason

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            • barliman2001
              barliman2001 Global Moderator @J. Jericho last edited by

              Courtois Balanced
              Courtois D
              Olds Recording
              Buescher Aristocrat
              Gaudet C
              Selmer G
              Courtois 154 Flugelhorn
              Besson International Bb cornet
              Courtois Bb cornet
              B&H Sovereign Soprano Cornet
              B&H Sovereign trombone
              Willy Garreis trombone
              Weltklang Euph

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              • BigDub
                BigDub @J. Jericho last edited by

                @j-jericho said in A little humour:

                @bigdub The 180 is the overall length of the tubing in inches, and the 43 is the measurement in inches from mouthpiece to bell. S is for silver, of course. It's a BIG mutha!

                You know your trombones. I’ll have to trust you on that one, Jercho

                GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                Assorted other mp's not used
                ( not very unusual….right? )

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                • J. Jericho
                  J. Jericho Global Moderator @BigDub last edited by

                  @bigdub Remember this from TrumpetMaster?
                  Youtube Video

                  '62 Olds Studio Trumpet
                  '67 Olds Special Trumpet
                  2013 Dillon Pocket Trumpet
                  '83 Yamaha YFH-731 Flugelhorn
                  1919 York Perfec-Tone Cornet
                  '50 Olds Studio Trombone
                  Shofar

                  "If it was just up to me, I'd only have trumpet players on my show." - Jackie Gleason

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                  • administrator
                    administrator Global Moderator @BigDub last edited by

                    @bigdub said in A little humour:

                    @j-jericho said in A little humour:

                    @bigdub The 180 is the overall length of the tubing in inches, and the 43 is the measurement in inches from mouthpiece to bell. S is for silver, of course. It's a BIG mutha!

                    You know your trombones. I’ll have to trust you on that one, Jercho

                    I really enjoyed this!

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                    • BigDub
                      BigDub @J. Jericho last edited by

                      @j-jericho said in A little humour:

                      @bigdub Remember this from TrumpetMaster?
                      Youtube Video

                      I did not see this. But I am inspired to create something now!

                      GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                      Assorted other mp's not used
                      ( not very unusual….right? )

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                      • BigDub
                        BigDub last edited by

                        I used to love the cartoon artwork of Don Martin. So much so that I bought some of his books. Here is a good example of the elaborate detail he used to draw. Hilarious, to me.2514700C-42D2-4974-8C19-198EDACA3DC4.jpeg

                        GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                        Assorted other mp's not used
                        ( not very unusual….right? )

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                        • Dr GO
                          Dr GO last edited by

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                          Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                          Harrelson Summit 2017
                          Kanstul 1526 2012
                          Getzen Power Bore 1961
                          Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                          Martin Committee 1946
                          Olds Super Recording 1940
                          Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                          Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                          Olds Ambassador 1965

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                          • BigDub
                            BigDub last edited by

                            There was a big commotion in the jungle. A snail had been run over by a turtle, and emergency first responders were on the scene. Nearby was a sloth watching the whole thing.
                            Police asked him: did you see what happened?
                            Yes. He finally replied.
                            Can you describe what happened?
                            Well…………I……………..don’t know……………everything……….happened……….so………..fast

                            GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                            Assorted other mp's not used
                            ( not very unusual….right? )

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                            • barliman2001
                              barliman2001 Global Moderator @BigDub last edited by

                              @bigdub Finally, police asked a bystanding viola player: "Can you tell us something?" - "What about?"

                              Courtois Balanced
                              Courtois D
                              Olds Recording
                              Buescher Aristocrat
                              Gaudet C
                              Selmer G
                              Courtois 154 Flugelhorn
                              Besson International Bb cornet
                              Courtois Bb cornet
                              B&H Sovereign Soprano Cornet
                              B&H Sovereign trombone
                              Willy Garreis trombone
                              Weltklang Euph

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                              • Dr GO
                                Dr GO last edited by

                                On sale for the Halloween! The Freddy Kruger 5C Mouthpiece:

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                                Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                                Harrelson Summit 2017
                                Kanstul 1526 2012
                                Getzen Power Bore 1961
                                Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                                Martin Committee 1946
                                Olds Super Recording 1940
                                Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                                Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                                Olds Ambassador 1965

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                                • BigDub
                                  BigDub last edited by

                                  If you work with other people on a cattle ranch, would those people be coworkers?

                                  GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                                  Assorted other mp's not used
                                  ( not very unusual….right? )

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                                  • tjcombo
                                    tjcombo last edited by

                                    Sadly, the first thing I thought when seeing this was "what? The whole family sits at the table? At the same time?"

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                                    • tjcombo
                                      tjcombo last edited by

                                      Language is constantly evolving (sometimes, whether we like it or not). The world of music is no exception…
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                                      • Dr GO
                                        Dr GO last edited by

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                                        Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                                        Harrelson Summit 2017
                                        Kanstul 1526 2012
                                        Getzen Power Bore 1961
                                        Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                                        Martin Committee 1946
                                        Olds Super Recording 1940
                                        Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                                        Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                                        Olds Ambassador 1965

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                                        • BigDub
                                          BigDub last edited by

                                          How many people will say, “there's no comparison” for one reason or another. I say it all the time…..now I am wondering how crazy is that?

                                          Like, what’s the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread?
                                          Oh, I would say, there’s no comparison whatsoever.

                                          So don’t send me to the grocery store for a loaf of bread.
                                          Consider yourself warned.

                                          GETZEN Eterna 900, S.E. Shires C Trumpet, Custom Shires 3c MP, Shires 1 1/2 C MP
                                          Assorted other mp's not used
                                          ( not very unusual….right? )

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                                          • tjcombo
                                            tjcombo @BigDub last edited by

                                            @bigdub That reminds me of joke my dad used to tell me... Q: "What's the difference between a mail box and the back end of an elephant?" "I don't know dad" A: "Well I won't send you to post a letter".
                                            I was so young at the time, I didn't really get the joke, but Mum used to admonish him for telling such a rude joke 😂.

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