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    • tjcombo
      tjcombo last edited by tjcombo

      Anyone sick of hosting online meetings/presentations/lessons yet?
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      • Dr GO
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          administrator Global Moderator @Dr GO last edited by

          @Dr-GO said in A little humour:

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          Too clever!

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          • Tobylou8
            Tobylou8 last edited by

            I like escalators, but my wife likes elevators. We were just raised differently!

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            • Dr GO
              Dr GO @Tobylou8 last edited by

              @Tobylou8 said in A little humour:

              I like escalators, but my wife likes elevators. We were just raised differently!

              Personally, I like the ladder.

              Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
              Harrelson Summit 2017
              Kanstul 1526 2012
              Getzen Power Bore 1961
              Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
              Martin Committee 1946
              Olds Super Recording 1940
              Olds Recording (LA) 1953
              Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
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              • Tobylou8
                Tobylou8 last edited by

                I always wanted to open my own pastry shop..... but I could never raise the dough!

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                • BigDub
                  BigDub @Tobylou8 last edited by

                  @Tobylou8 said in A little humour:

                  I always wanted to open my own pastry shop..... but I could never raise the dough!

                  I kneaded that kind of humor, or, humour if you please

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                  • Dr GO
                    Dr GO @Tobylou8 last edited by

                    @Tobylou8 said in A little humour:

                    I always wanted to open my own pastry shop..... but I could never raise the dough!

                    I am a part owner of one... Was able to contribute enough bread to finalize the investment which turned out to be the icing on the cake. Stop by any time. It's just yeast of the flour shop.

                    Made a killing on donut holes, as I convinced the customers, the holes have no calories.

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                    Olds Ambassador 1965

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                    • BigDub
                      BigDub @Dr GO last edited by BigDub

                      @Dr-GO said in A little humour:

                      @Tobylou8 said in A little humour:

                      I always wanted to open my own pastry shop..... but I could never raise the dough!

                      I am a part owner of one... Was able to contribute enough bread to finalize the investment which turned out to be the icing on the cake. Stop by any time. It's just yeast of the flour shop.

                      Made a killing on donut holes, as I convinced the customers, the holes have no calories.

                      I might try to roll by and give you some business. It’s the yeast I could do. All I knead is the address. Piece of cake. Easy as pie.
                      If I don’t make it, that’s the way the cookie crumbles.

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                      • Newell Post
                        Newell Post last edited by

                        Pun, n. A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire.
                        — Ambrose Bierce

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                        • BigDub
                          BigDub @Newell Post last edited by

                          @Newell-Post said in A little humour:

                          Pun, n. A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire.
                          — Ambrose Bierce

                          And which in many cases can cause wincing and eye rolls. A sure indication of a good pun. Also, the recipients are unwilling to admit when a pun is good, neither. Haha.

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                          • Dr GO
                            Dr GO @Newell Post last edited by

                            @Newell-Post said in A little humour:

                            Pun, n. A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire.
                            — Ambrose Bierce

                            You give me too much credit.. as in my case... they are only 2/3 puns: P-U.

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                            • BigDub
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                              • BigDub
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                                  • BigDub
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                                      • Dr GO
                                        Dr GO @BigDub last edited by

                                        @BigDub said in A little humour:

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                                        The were probably reported by someone with a HAM radio!

                                        Allora Pocket Trumpet 2014
                                        Harrelson Summit 2017
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                                        Getzen Power Bore 1961
                                        Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
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                                        Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                                        Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                                        Olds Ambassador 1965

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                                          Harrelson Summit 2017
                                          Kanstul 1526 2012
                                          Getzen Power Bore 1961
                                          Getzen Eterna 4-Valve Fulgelhorn 1974
                                          Martin Committee 1946
                                          Olds Super Recording 1940
                                          Olds Recording (LA) 1953
                                          Olds Recording (Fullerton) 1967
                                          Olds Ambassador 1965

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                                          • M
                                            Mike Ansberry last edited by

                                            Gotta steal this one.

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