Posts made by Tobylou8

@Kehaulani said in Norman Granz Jazz at the the Philharmonic:

@Niner said in Norman Granz Jazz at the the Philharmonic:

Lots of young guys probably never heard of Norman Granz records. And if one of them is reading this and comes across any of his old Jazz at the Philharmonic at a flea market or old record store I'd suggest consider a small investment and take a listen.

Of course, that's assuming that anyone's still got a record player, LOL.

In the garage "somewhere"!

Somebody was offended by popcorn eating Jesus? LOL

When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in."

"Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' "

"Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."

1. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"
2. How many seconds are in a year?
3. What is God's first name?

"Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."
St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."

"The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."
"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.
"Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"
St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."

"And the last question," said Forest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."

"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"

"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."

St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"

A State Trooper pulled over a Man for Speeding one afternoon. After the car pulled over the officer took the Gentleman out of the car and told him to put his hands on the hood of his car.

The Trooper told the man, "Sir, the reason i stopped your vehicle is you were going 80 miles over the posted speed limit and it took me miles to catch up to you." The man looked at the Officer and said "I'm sorry Officer but theres a good reason why I was Speeding"

The Officer looked at the Man and said "if you can give me one good reason why you were Speeding, I will let you off with a warning."

The man began to explain.... "A few years ago my Wife ran off with a State Trooper and when I saw you in my rearview mirror I panicked. I thought You Were Bringing Her Back."

The officer LAUGHING told the man, "Have a Nice Day......"

@J-Jericho said in How about a "Random Meaningless Image...let's see them string"?:

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I've had Szechuan mushrooms too!

Well shoot, I had/have the first 3 but didn't get to answer before they were revealed.

I have several Getzens and the valves are the best of my lot of horns. Others are close but longevity between oiling, lack of surprises and nimbleness place them at the front. I just played an early 70's 800 Eterna cornet, Best Getzen valves I've played!

I had a chicken that could count her own eggs! She was a mathemachicken.

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Well worth it. In this corner Franklin D and in this corner Niner! Kehaulani is our referee!!