A little humour

Dr GO

...he is a full fledged sworn in American citizen now.

Truly one of us now since most Americans swear!

A Former User

He has no expectations of 72 virgins. And he is a full fledged sworn in American citizen now.

Sounds to me like a normal likeable guy and like me, waiting (or at least hoping) for 72 Vegas Showgirls once we leave this fleshly prison.
Hey, I just thought of something! How am I to enjoy 72 showgirls if I'm in a spirited form!?! Oh damned! That would be hell. 72 showgirls and I have a penis with the consistency of Casper the friendly ghost!

A Former User

Hi Dr-GO,
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.

A Former User

Hi Dr-GO,
Here's an anatomy question.
What do you call the useless skin that's attached to the penis?
The man.

Tobylou8

I had a chicken that could count her own eggs! She was a mathemachicken.

A Former User

@Tobylou8 said in A little humour:

I had a chicken that could count her own eggs! She was a mathemachicken.

Now that's a good one! I'll be using that one for a while. Thank you!

BigDub

@Tobylou8 said in A little humour:

I had a chicken that could count her own eggs! She was a mathemachicken.

That was not eggs actly what I was thinking

Dr GO

@BigDub said in A little humour:

@Tobylou8 said in A little humour:

I had a chicken that could count her own eggs! She was a mathemachicken.

That was not eggs actly what I was thinking

Ahh... but the yolks on you then!

A Former User

@BigDub said in A little humour:

That was not eggs actly what I was thinking

Are you sure you're not egging him on?

Dr GO

@Dr-Mark said in A little humour:

@BigDub said in A little humour:

That was not eggs actly what I was thinking

Are you sure you're not egging him on?

I see that it fries you to scramble these puns Dr. Mark. Omlet them alone so you don't get poached in the process. In so doing it will be over easy to move on.

Dr GO

I bacon you all to stop the egg puns!

SSmith1226

@Dr-GO said in A little humour:

I bacon you all to stop the egg puns!

Dr GO

@SSmith1226 said in A little humour:

Interesting how the use the occipital lobe to place the dentition. Gives a whole new meaning to eye teeth.

SSmith1226

@Dr-GO
No cerebellum, so it could be the frontal lobe unless he had his head screwed on backwards.

A Former User

@SSmith1226
It appears to be the Frontal lobe, The Parietal lobe and the headphones are attached to the temporal lobes. Interesting nugget about the cerebellum. It constitutes about 10% of the brains weight but contains around half of the neurons (specialized cells for transmitting and receiving electrical impulses) in the brain.

Dr GO

@Dr-Mark said in A little humour:

@SSmith1226
It appears to be the Frontal lobe.

Not sure how it could be. No hippocampus in this view. The occiputal folds are clearly prominent in the picture:

THIS is the Frontal Lobe

However with that said: I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy

A Former User

Hi Dr-GO,
The bottom of the brain appears to have been sliced so it will sit. Then again, I've never seen a brain the same color as Tang.

BigDub

@Dr-Mark said in A little humour:

Hi Dr-GO,
The bottom of the brain appears to have been sliced so it will sit. Then again, I've never seen a brain the same color as Tang.

Tang you very much for that enlightenment.
You doctors crack me up

BigDub

@Dr-GO said in A little humour:

@BigDub said in A little humour:

@Tobylou8 said in A little humour:

I had a chicken that could count her own eggs! She was a mathemachicken.

That was not eggs actly what I was thinking

Ahh... but the yolks on you then!

Did you know that it’s impossible to fry an egg “sunnyside up” without a lid on the frying pan in Leadville, Colorado?
I did. I was there. They explained it to me.
Also, you can’t fry an egg on the surface of the sun. Just saying.

SSmith1226