A little humour

N1684T

I had an art teacher in 9th grade, last name was Babcock. She took hell;) Very nice woman though.

Newell Post

J. Jericho

SSmith1226

administrator

No BeeGees?

SSmith1226

@administrator said in A little humour:

No BeeGees?

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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an
older person should be put in a Long-Term Care Home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket
to the person ~ to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is
bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

BigDub

Ole's wife Lena was in court for shoplifting at the market.
Judge asks her what she took, and she said a can of peaches, your honor.
How many peaches are in a can? He asked.
About two, she said.
Ok, two days in jail for you. A day for each peach you took.
Ole raises his hand....uh, your honor, I need to tell you something, I don't want to be dishonest.
What is it? said the judge.
I hate to tell you but she took a can of peas, too.

Dr GO

Me thinks Mrs Tree has a bug up her ash!

BigDub

@Dr-GO said in A little humour:

Me thinks Mrs Tree has a bug up her ash!

I think she meant, beech, beech, beech!

Dr GO

May I suggest changing over to trumpet. Dents are more easily fixed.
Would loan him one of my own, but I too am a shellfish kinda guy!

SSmith1226

@Dr-GO

Dr GO

Could Frank have two names?

No. He is what he is.

Vulgano Brother

G. Raffe, famous musician who specialized in novelty tunes.

BigDub

@Vulgano-Brother said in A little humour:

G. Raffe, famous musician who specialized in novelty tunes.

And high notes

Dr GO

@Vulgano-Brother said in A little humour:

G. Raffe, famous musician who specialized in novelty tunes.

Like this one?

Vulgano Brother

BigDub

@Dr-GO said in A little humour:

@Vulgano-Brother said in A little humour:

G. Raffe, famous musician who specialized in novelty tunes.

Like this one?

No, that’s not it

Robrtx

A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.

He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.

It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado.

When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.

So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains.

"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

“It hasn't affected my brothers though."