A little humour

[BigDub]

@Mike-Ansberry said in A little humour:

Gotta steal this one.

Rest assured, 99.9% of jokes are stolen. IMHO
Well, they had to be original at some point, so let me adjust that figure.........”most” jokes are stolen.

[administrator]

@BigDub said in A little humour:

@Mike-Ansberry said in A little humour:

Gotta steal this one.

Rest assured, 99.9% of jokes are stolen. IMHO
Well, they had to be original at some point, so let me adjust that figure.........”most” jokes are stolen.

I have yet to hear an "original joke." Get it? ... probably not.

[BigDub]

@administrator said in A little humour:

@BigDub said in A little humour:

@Mike-Ansberry said in A little humour:

Gotta steal this one.

Rest assured, 99.9% of jokes are stolen. IMHO
Well, they had to be original at some point, so let me adjust that figure.........”most” jokes are stolen.

I have yet to hear an "original joke." Get it? ... probably not.

???
Here’s an original joke for you-

ADAM: knock, knock
EVE: who's there?
ADAM: Who do you think?

Oops, forgot I was going to post this, too!
( one of my all time favorite far sides, and there are many )

[Dr GO]

@BigDub said in A little humour:

@administrator said in A little humour:

@BigDub said in A little humour:

@Mike-Ansberry said in A little humour:

Gotta steal this one.

Rest assured, 99.9% of jokes are stolen. IMHO
Well, they had to be original at some point, so let me adjust that figure.........”most” jokes are stolen.

I have yet to hear an "original joke." Get it? ... probably not.

???
Here’s an original joke for you-

ADAM: knock, knock
EVE: who's there?
ADAM: Who do you think?

Hiiiiiisssssssssssss!

[Dr GO]

[tjcombo]

[barliman2002]

New viola joke!!

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

In the coffin, the corpse is inside.

[IrishTrumpeter]

I went to my bank this morning and asked the cashier if I could make a withdrawal

He said yes

So I walked out

[tjcombo]

Not really trumpet related, but I suspect it’s not far off the demographic mark

[SSmith1226]

@IrishTrumpeter said in A little humour:

I went to my bank this morning and asked the cashier if I could make a withdrawal

He said yes

So I walked out

A number of years ago I was taking my kids to Disney World. As we approached the end of the highway exit, the sign said “Disney World Left”, so I turned around and drove home. My kids never forgave me.

[Dr GO]

@tjcombo said in A little humour:

I would rather choose the one with the prostate shrinking grape: Pino Slow.

[BigDub]

Spoiler alert:These are not going to be very good. I warned you.

Where's the capital of Alaska, juno?
What did the Swiss conductor say in the middle of practice?
What’s the Matterhorn?
Name the largest ocean. Be pacific.
What do they call French doors in France?
Do they call apple pie American?
Take baseball. I have a lot to say about that.

[tjcombo]

[BigDub]

Hunting DOG: FOR SALE.

[J. Jericho]

@BigDub One of your paintings?

[BigDub]

@J-Jericho said in A little humour:

@BigDub One of your paintings?

I'll let you guess.

[J. Jericho]

@BigDub Photograph.

[Dr GO]

[BigDub]

@J-Jericho said in A little humour:

@BigDub Photograph.

BING! BING! BING!

[administrator]

Except that Beethoven was a musician before he became deaf...

Oh, I get it. "But did he listen?" --- that's a good one!