@mrhappy said in My First Complaint!:
Get yourself some bagpipes... play them for a few minutes, then when you switch to trumpet everyone will be so relieved and happy that they'll want you to keep playing, living in fear that you'll switch back!!😁
. . . or Harpsichord.
BTW, "bagpipes" come in sundry sounds and styles. What you are referring to are Highland Pipes. Check out Northumbrian pips.