@trickg --- I blame my wife's brother-in-law (her sister's husband) for getting me into this cruel sport back in the 80's.... He was really good - I mean good, as in, he used to play in some amateur tournaments in upstate NY! Nowadays, he's slowed up and can't smash the ball like he used to, but he still gets out there and plays.
Anyway, back then we went to one of the local driving ranges and he showed me this, showed me that, and personally taught me how to hit each and every club in the bag. So, I immediately went out and bought a set of beginner Wilson golf clubs back then, and slowly got better, but never good enough like he was or anything like that. Right now I have a set of Ping clubs and a beautiful Odyssey putter, along with a custom made mallet style putter with my name on it, that a friend of my neighbor's made for me (he builds golf clubs and components in his basement).
Best round of golf ever - 82.
Longest drive ever (paced off from a sprinkler head/marker) - 287 yards.
Best moment ever, that still can't be duplicated - hitting a crisp 7-iron from the fairway dead straight to the green, but the wind caught it and carried it a little further. The ball landed at the back of the green near the embankment, took a lucky bounce, rolled backwards back onto the green, followed the contour/break of the green, and rolled right into the cup! EAGLE!
Worst moment ever, where I almost needed psychiatric counseling afterwards - landing in a massive greenside sand trap, that was full of very fluffy, very deep, sand (sand trap/bunker shots are my weakness anyway)... Swing - miss, ball still at my feet, sand flew everywhere. Swing again, ball went 2 feet and rolled back to me. Swing yet again, ball hit the top lip/grass knoll, and rolled back down into the bunker. Final swing, ball finally got out, but landed way far away from the cup. Long story short: I scored a quadruple bogey 8 on that hole!